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#76 ThePieGuy

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 02:43 AM

ICraft bomb and sword.

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 03:58 AM

I AM THE VOICE OF RPG, OR AS SOME CALL ME, THE CREATOR! I SAY YOU ALL ARE WORTHY OF GETTING OUT OF THIS CAVE! GOOD LUCK ON YOUR QUEST!
*The Warriors gained two team levels
The team is transported into the Overworld.

You are now in the Guild Hall! You may get Missions here. Also in the guild hall is a Bank to store your GOLD and a Storage to hold your weapons. Here are the current Quests.....

Dungeons & Big-balloon Dragons REQ: NONE Reward: Scimitar of Death

A Gauntlet Of Truth REQ: Must Be Level 10 Reward: A Gauntlet

What Shalt Thou Do?

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 04:32 AM

I choose to Paint the town red.

Or, you know, go get that scimitar thingy from the dragon.

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 05:03 AM

Posted Image: Lets paint the town red!

Posted Image: NO!

Posted Image: Fine, well then can we get the Scimitar?

Posted Image: FINE!

QUEST START!

First, You must Travel to The Woody Woods

What Hast Though Doeth To Desrve Thy Unjust Unjustness?

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 06:26 AM

I choose to insult the Wood's voice because it has a generic name. It is I, the Knight-y knight! i come with my candy-like candy cane and my helmet-y helmet.

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 01:00 PM

I think "This sounds like an episodes of dora the explorer, i mean REALLY, WOODY WOODS!" before continuing to walk over into the woods. i kick a tree and a golden schmitar falls down. and a giant dragon with robotniks face appears out of nowhere and bellows "PINGASH!" before the sun turns on and off dramatically and we all go into a pokemon style battle

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 03:14 PM

I throw a wrench at the robotnic-gon.

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 10:19 PM

Guys, stay on topic :roll:


Anyway: The team walks into the Woody Woods

Posted Image: This is like Dora! Really, WOODY WOODS? What the hell is wrong with this place?

Posted Image: HOOT!

Posted Image: WHAT THE HELLIS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted Image: *FACEPALM* That's an owl...

Posted Image: Well Whatever it is, it's getting on my nerves!

Hello again! Another morality choice! Very minor but if you have a "Holier Than Thou" attitude you might want to show these critters whose boss. Or you can save the environment... (although we all know that helps nothing) So what Shall You do?

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 10:46 PM

Engage owl in a battle of wits.

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 10:54 PM

YAY RIDDLE TIME!

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 12:18 AM

The Owl says this:

It is a Sunday afternoon, A Rich man sits in house by a warm fire. His butler gets him his favorite chair, and his maid Louise hands him his tea. When he finishes the tea, he demands his baker to make a cake for him. After eating the cake and sipping some more tea, he falls asleep. A couple hours later he dies in his chair. WHO MURDERED HIM?
Was it,
A) The Maid
B) His Aid
C) The Mailman
D) His Butler
or
E) The Baker

All of these men were near his mansion after he was found dead.... SO WHO WAS IT?

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 12:50 AM

The maid is a man? Thats creepy, so i will choose the maid.

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 01:10 AM

The maid is a man? Thats creepy, so i will choose the maid.

Wrong! CRCRCRCRCRCRCRCRCR!
The owl poops on you

Next time, It'll be your health that is diminished!

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 03:13 AM

screams at the owl "LET US PASS BEFORE I CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND BURN YOUR CORPSE!"

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 03:38 AM

The Baker. I put my shield up just in case.

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 04:46 AM

I prod the owl with my totally awesome 20 foot candy cane pole. Then shout "THE MUFFIN MAN!"

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 05:48 PM

The Baker. I put my shield up just in case.


I agree.

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 06:26 PM

The Baker. I put my shield up just in case.


I agree.


Posted Image Too Bad you're WRONG! Next time it will be a battle!

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 07:40 PM

His Aid

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 08:18 PM

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW INCORRECT!

*The correct answer was the Mail Man, because Mail Does not come on Sundays

The Woody Woods Transforms into a large lava filled-nightmare and 7 owls with tentacles pop out and slash Stinko-Man -20HP

Thou Sayeth What?

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 09:02 PM

I wacketh thy monster with my golden wrench-eth....

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 09:04 PM

I send my kamikaze chicken out to blow him up

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 09:22 PM

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW INCORRECT!

*The correct answer was the Mail Man, because Mail Does not come on Sundays

The Woody Woods Transforms into a large lava filled-nightmare and 7 owls with tentacles pop out and slash Stinko-Man -20HP

Thou Sayeth What?


But that dosen't make sense! Thou Mailman was not mentioned in the riddle and how could thou have poisoned the rich man?

Anyways, *cough* *cough* WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE OR WE WILL BE BURNT TO ASHES *grabs stink-man and trys to find an exit* COME ON!!! MOVE!

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 12:27 AM

What, you jerk, you're leaving me here to die? fine, i decide to ride an owl tentacle best and uh...Be the one.

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 01:41 AM

The Warriors run into a cave. They see an old man.

http://t3.gstatic.co...fe1YyV7IlYodPg: Ah, you must be the ones to answer thy Dragon Quest-

Posted Image: Cut the crap what do you want?

http://t3.gstatic.co...fe1YyV7IlYodPg: I see you pissed off thy Demon Owl, hm? Well no matter, the dragon only comes out during the evil time anyway. So here, I have three dragon swords and three dragon shields. They will be essential to defeating the dragon. I only have 2 sets of Dragon Armour, so.... yeah. Anyway, I'll use my magic powers to transport you to the Dragon's Lava Lair

Posted Image: Wait, Magic Powers? Why don't you just use them to kill it yourself?

http://t3.gstatic.co...fe1YyV7IlYodPg: TOO LATE!

The Warriors find themselves in a lava-filled lair.
What Be-eth the best choice...... eth?

EDIT: I also forgot you have earned the THE SCAVENGER Badge. (It unlocks The Scavenger as a character)




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