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#26 Dexide

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 07:36 PM

The Edamenas, II, III, and IV, were certainly large enough to have made the trip down the Atlantic Coast to Palm Beach and back, though there is no record to substantiate that the family ever sailed them between their two oceanfront homes.

What.

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:09 AM

The Edamenas, II, III, and IV, were certainly large enough to have made the trip down the Atlantic Coast to Palm Beach and back, though there is no record to substantiate that the family ever sailed them between their two oceanfront homes.

What.

Let's just say she talks ALOT.

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 01:51 AM

Book: Le main de dΓ©funt

Recognizing that he wouldn't be able to get in there by violent means, he resorted to astuteness, and knocked the door, very gently.

*Something might be lost in my translation so here is what it said in spanish:
Reconociendo que no serΓ­a posible introducirse allΓ­ por medios violentos ,recurriΓ³ entonces a la astucia, y golpeo la puerta, muy despacio.

And then again, original book is in french so...

#29 scarabix

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 01:17 PM

Okay so I got my bookshelf right here.

Urban mixup Page 69:
"We were all prepared to deny"

that's... uh... that's not my book.

Miss Harriet Page 69:
"Be polite with this guy. He's always here to give me a hand"

Heh, true.

Britannicus Page 69:
"Get out of here, sire! The emperor is coming!"

I can attest that pulling out is an effective method, but is this an emperor fetish?

Rhinoceros Page 69:
"Oh, but you DID see it. we've all seen it!"

My career as a voyeur hits a record low.

Zep, sliced Page 69
"Wait, you're still single?"

... I quit.

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 04:56 PM

"Are you going to sit on that wineskin all night?" he asked pointedly.

....??

#31 Da Milk Man

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:30 PM

"They seemed mad with joy."

My momma always said I had a talent for making people smile.

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:59 PM

Grabbed the nearest book, and tried to open it at page 69, the inside had been carved out to make space for a small rectangular object. Hahaha, what the hell were they hiding inside of this?

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 03:42 AM

"The Tree of Self-Defeat"

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 09:46 PM

"Soul Gems are vital to the enchantment process" Oblivion Strategy Guide

I see.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 12:29 AM

"Stop sucking on that popsicle and get over here!" Boss exclaimed.

#36 halfcoordinated

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 09:07 AM

"There are, also, cases of dimorphism and trimorphism, both with animals and plants."

The Origin of Species, you kinda scare me right now.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:13 PM

"but every single one of them had discovered the ways of Japanese-style hard-pressing"

Okay well Van Gogh certainly knows more than me about my sex life.

#38 Revon

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 07:21 AM

"...but it didn't taste too bad."
FISH by L.S. Matthews.

"...was like snow; and many marvelled at him and took heart to see him unbent and unafraid."
The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolken

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 09:25 PM

Schaefer didn't waste any time poking around on the lower floors; he went straight up to the room where the corpses had been strung up like so many slabs of beef.

Well... that certainly doesn't make me look very good.

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:47 AM

"Is she out of her mind?" and "How far are we going?"

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 04:34 AM

"Of course, but it's not long, is it?"

I have a feeling everything I end up with become increasingly sadder each time I post here.

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 02:28 PM

"You know. Like a bed of nails." He stares at me, and I don't look away. He isn't a dog, but the same rules apply.

wow wat.

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 04:14 PM

"You know. Like a bed of nails." He stares at me, and I don't look away. He isn't a dog, but the same rules apply.

wow wat.


o.o

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:59 PM

Moses went out to meet his father-in-law, bowed down before him, and kissed him.

Im not sure if the bible counts, so here's another one.

I do feel as if I failed all of you.

Edited by Scaler193, 22 July 2012 - 06:04 AM.


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Posted 17 July 2012 - 07:04 AM

When you release it, the lift should activate.

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Posted 17 July 2012 - 05:32 PM

"Laurence anyways, the life of a transvestite"

Not smooth, Marianne, not smooth.

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Posted 10 August 2012 - 05:56 PM

"She sat down besides him and with a sigh said, 'Fine let's do it, but don't let it last so long this time'."

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 02:18 AM

"im jewish."

Well then.....

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 08:37 AM

"A surprise visit from my Aunty Nora." - Karl Pilkington An Idiot Abroad.

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 11:10 PM

"What injuries occur after a fork stab to the throat?"




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