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#1 FEL

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:31 PM

Go to page 69 of the nearest book. First sentence describes your sex life.

My turn:
"THEN I'LL TAKE IT BY FORCE."

#2 scarabix

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:43 PM

"Education: first approach"

Teeaaaacher~

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:51 PM

"You seem to know the basics. Let's practice some moves."

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 11:04 PM

Im never going in there again.

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 11:39 PM

"There's no game this Sunday," Mrs. A. said.

Edited by Zephyr, 27 April 2012 - 11:40 PM.


#6 scarabix

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 12:15 AM

"There's no game this Sunday," Mrs. A. said.


You are not getting in her pants :???:

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 02:07 AM

"The poor King turned himself round as nimbly as possible, but Sir Grummore had given him the slip again."

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 03:50 AM

The first two books I picked had no sexual innuendo whatsoever. :roll:
The third book had: "I finally gave up pretending and pushed myself up"

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 04:06 AM

"He was down on his hands and knees, bent over a laptop computer plugged into the electrical panels"

#10 Zephyr

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 05:50 AM


"There's no game this Sunday," Mrs. A. said.


You are not getting in her pants :???:


That is correct. Maybe next Sunday. ;)

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 08:47 AM

"use source 31 to figure it out"

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 08:40 PM

"According to the custom of the eighteenth century, the title was a long one -- indeed, almost a table of contents."

... No...


NO...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#13 Zephyr

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:48 PM

I'll do one of these every day or so...

"We were going really slow, but still, he couldn't make it."

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:45 PM

"He paused to look at mom for conformation."

DEAR GOD WHAT

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 05:56 PM

"As soon as he saw us, he jumped and hid somewhere."

Well, it looks like I scared them off. Again.

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 06:00 PM

"As soon as he saw us, he jumped and hid somewhere."

Well, it looks like I scared them off. Again.

"As soon as he saw us"

:3

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:40 PM

'Well There you are boy'

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 04:58 PM

"Hey, yeah," he said, "now that is wild.

#19 scarabix

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 08:15 PM

Let's try this with a cook book.

"You can eat it cold or heated"

I am okay with this.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 11:54 PM

"he had only heard of it but never seen it himself"

:okay:

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 12:52 AM

This is another sign of your immaturity. ;)

:lol: The nerve of you. I wasn't even talking about you. But thanks for the great example! Now where was i...Oh ya and then they act as if they can do what ever they want. :roll:


K then. Show me about who exactly you were talking about.

Don't tell me. :o

It must be someone I don't know.



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Posted 02 May 2012 - 01:40 AM

"Try that big hole over there," commanded Jazzy.

#23 FEL

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 01:59 AM

"I'm never going in there again! Never!"

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 11:32 PM

"I'm never going in there again! Never!"

Thats was my first one! XD the battle of the labyrinth right?

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 03:25 AM


"I'm never going in there again! Never!"

Thats was my first one! XD the battle of the labyrinth right?

Awwww yeah. *brofist*




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