If you could put a lock on your (insert something that you wouldn't want to be broken into, ex. house) that only you could disable, what would you make it?
For my room door and computer I would make the person have to play through The Kid warpzone in Super Meat Boy with only 1 life.
The Impossible Lock
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, May 05 2012 09:23 PM
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 09:24 PM
My chastity belt.
And by that, I mean I'd lock it away.
And by that, I mean I'd lock it away.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 02:41 AM
A box of hungry, feral vampire kittens. Any perp would be so overwhelmed by the urge to play with the cute kitties, but would get their blood sucked out of them in a matter of seconds.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 03:59 AM
Don't you mean "guns"?A box of hungry, feral vampire kittens. Any perp would be so overwhelmed by the urge to play with the cute kitties, but would get their blood sucked out of them in a matter of seconds.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 04:38 AM
Don't you mean "guns"?
A box of hungry, feral vampire kittens. Any perp would be so overwhelmed by the urge to play with the cute kitties, but would get their blood sucked out of them in a matter of seconds.
Quite really, that was so predictable, I didn't even bother.
But yes, preferably an automated gun loaded with less-than-lethal rounds. Maybe a paintball gun loaded with PepperBall rounds. My internal lock is my revolver and me when I'm home, of course.
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Posted 06 May 2012 - 11:11 PM
:3Don't you mean "guns"?
A box of hungry, feral vampire kittens. Any perp would be so overwhelmed by the urge to play with the cute kitties, but would get their blood sucked out of them in a matter of seconds.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:17 PM
To gt on to my laptop you would have to have a 3 hour lecture on politics with no breaks.
Edited by Rage, 09 February 2013 - 07:18 PM.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:31 PM
To use any of my game systems or other electronics, I would make a person take a very hard 50 question Sonic the Hedgehog test and write a 5 page essay on the history of Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:52 PM
I think this impossible lock was impossibly bumped open and should be impossibly locked.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:56 PM
Before you point any fingers, it was all Rage, not me.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:12 PM
I think this impossible lock was impossibly bumped open and should be impossibly locked.
So you're saying we should lock a completely innocent thread, with a unique forum game, for no reason whatsoever other than that it was bumped?
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 09:18 PM
I think this impossible lock was impossibly bumped open and should be impossibly locked.
So you're saying we should lock a completely innocent thread, with a unique forum game, for no reason whatsoever other than that it was bumped?
FEL has a point.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 10:27 PM
I think this impossible lock was impossibly bumped open and should be impossibly locked.
So you're saying we should lock a completely innocent thread, with a unique forum game, for no reason whatsoever other than that it was bumped?
FEL has a point.
This pencil also has a point.
Resume your shenanigans.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 10:44 PM
My lock would only reveal two more locks, which would reveal two more, etc. unless, you have the master key, which you can only get by obtaining it from
A) Playing through a mix-up of Amnesia, Haunt and other scary games,
Obtaining the real-life scribblenaut pencil, which is hidden away in a place you would never look.
Well, that would keep my secret food sta.... ehh, I mean, lame school books safe. *smiles nervously*
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:35 AM
Derailment game... Oh wait stupid mods locked that already.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:02 AM
Derailment game... Oh wait stupid mods locked that already.
Because it was just another spam thread. Don't worry, we get a lot of those.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:48 AM
Derailment game... Oh wait stupid mods locked that already.
ya stupid mods LOL XD
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