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[gamerguy]

tell some of your stories you guys had at school here

[FEL]

A computer exploded on the first day of school and the sprinklers caused half the 4th floor to flood and we had to have class in the lunch room for 2 months.

[Da Milk Man]

There was some work being done on a water mane outside of my school, and conveniently, the sewage had backed up that same day. Well, the two mixed, and needless to say, the water for the next day or two was not safe for drinking. The school didn't smell very good, and the bathrooms were closed off.

[Choomog]

Our janitor was fired for offering candy to the middle-schoolers. The candy was filled with razors. Let's just say our middle school population has been decreased by 3..

Nah, just kidding. High school is just boring as heck. Nothing happens here T_T

[Splufay]

in seventh grade on the first day after spring break, i updated my facebook status saying 'School + Explosion = : )' and a parent reported me and I got a two day out of school suspension. While I was out, they had speakers go around to every class talking about online safety and stuff.

[jakester279]

the fire alarm went off at random when it was pouring outside and they couldnt turn it off so we were out there for like 45 min

[FEL]

My friend was the mascot for our high school basketball team or something in a jaguar suit. He started dancing on the court during a break and a cheerleader in a bright pink uniform tackled him.

The school decided to give the entire middle school iPads (the worst school decision I've ever heard of), resulting in classes full of 6th graders literally doing nothing but looking at Facebook in class while the teachers didn't bother to do anything about it. The staff and parents considered this idea a miracle, and wouldn't stop boasting about it in their school promotions etc. when really it's decreased productivity by at least 70%.
One infamous fat bitch (with a rich as balls father) in 7th grade decided to take pictures of every single teacher and staff member, and a lot of the students and post them all on Facebook without their permission. The staff considered it harassment (rightly so) and the bitch was forced to take them all down and I think was suspended for it. Since then the school has enforced rules in middle school.

[Splufay]

God I am loving this thread.

Two years ago, a junior (I think it was a junior) attempted committing suicide in our school bathroom. He poured gasoline all over himself, and tried lighting his lighter but couldn't. He then reported himself to the office. That was a huge buzz around town for at least a month.

[Dropped Your Pocket]

When I was a tenth grader, on the day of 'Senior Prank Day' the power went out in the entire school, and everyone thought it was the best prank ever. Turned out to be a coincidence lol.

[FEL]

In lower school I had four other friends who I would always hang out with at recess. All we did was talk and play little games together and sometimes play tag or something with all the other kids. Then one day the principal reported us for being a "clique" and being "exclusive" and not allowing anyone to join us, which was complete bullshit. Nobody ever joined us or was jealous of us because we were the nerdiest group of kids ever. We didn't even consider ourselves a club. So I got in a huge amount of trouble over a butthurt principal, and we were forced to disband.
Of course they didn't tell the truth to any of our parents.

[Roy-G-Biv]

The middle school that I went to had its rooftop torn off when that freak storm in the east coast happened.
The storm that knocked out so many people's power.

[Dropped Your Pocket]

I remember when I was in elementary school, we had a playground that had tiny pebbles around. The good playgrounds. Then some kid jumped off the swing set, and broke his arm. The pebbles got blamed, so we had to go over a month without recess in the playground while they replaced the pebbles with a bunch of wood chips. Wood chips are A LOT more annoying to deal with than pebbles, and honestly, I think they "give" less, and would be more likely to cause injury.

[FEL]

I remember when I was in elementary school, we had a playground that had tiny pebbles around. The good playgrounds. Then some kid jumped off the swing set, and broke his arm. The pebbles got blamed, so we had to go over a month without recess in the playground while they replaced the pebbles with a bunch of wood chips. Wood chips are A LOT more annoying to deal with than pebbles, and honestly, I think they "give" less, and would be more likely to cause injury.

Wood chips are a thousand times more dangerous and annoying than pebbles. Especially around kids.

[Sharpy]

Oh school. The magical days.

Nothing interesting happened at school other than I tried to jump through 2 closing doors and got stuck, fell on my back, luckily no one saw and my friends had their backs turned... could've went better though.

[Dropped Your Pocket]

I remember when I was in elementary school, we had a playground that had tiny pebbles around. The good playgrounds. Then some kid jumped off the swing set, and broke his arm. The pebbles got blamed, so we had to go over a month without recess in the playground while they replaced the pebbles with a bunch of wood chips. Wood chips are A LOT more annoying to deal with than pebbles, and honestly, I think they "give" less, and would be more likely to cause injury.

Wood chips are a thousand times more dangerous and annoying than pebbles. Especially around kids.

That's what I'm sayin! They don't understand. They don't realize how annoying it is to have shoe kicking contests on the swing set when there's wood chips on the ground. They get stuck on your freaking socks and it's just a hassle to get them off.

[True213]

This happened to my school randomly one day last year.

Apparently some troll on FaceBook took a bunch of photos of seniors from there, printed them out, ejaculated on them, and post the photos on FaceBook with an assumed name (which i cant remember). People were in a tizzy over that, but i personally found it downright hilarious. Apparently he had an Awesome Face pic as his facebook pic so it was pretty easy to tell what type of person he was (in my school, not many people knew about the Internet and its memes.)

the backlash? EVERYONE IN MY SCHOOL GOT INTO MEMES. It was terrible to see my classmates on 9gag. Something i enjoyed became a fad in less than a week.

[Splufay]

Apparently some troll on FaceBook took a bunch of photos of seniors from there, printed them out, ejaculated on them, and post the photos on FaceBook with an assumed name

[mechazeep]

i go there to learn
yes very much so

[Da Milk Man]

In elementary school, our school administrators were so worried about gangs and gang violence that in 5th grade:

• one of my friends was suspended for wearing a shirt with a skull and crossbones [PROMOTING VIOLENCE]
• one of my friends was suspended for making the two-finger 'peace' sign in front of a principal [POSSIBLE GANG SIGNS: WARRANTS FOLLOW-UP]
• my school bag was searched because I had a copy of the book 'DOOM: Knee Deep in the Dead' [PROMOTING VIOLENCE AND SATANISM]

[Dexide]

When I was in elementary school a kid was playing on the stairs and fell over the railing and down two or three stories and broke his back. From then on there had to be monitors at the stairwells at all times.

In my senior year of high school two teachers were fired for having sex with students. The school tried to keep it quiet but it was a big deal and was on the local news and everything.

[FEL]

All the boys, including myself, in my grade have convinced themselves that our chemistry/physics and biology teachers were banging on a overnight school trip. It was the subject of conversation during breakfast.
And on one of the last days of school our chemistry/physics teacher came to school hungover as hell.

[scarabix]

Lol, Nazi american schools.

Did you guys know that no one in my school is entitled to search my bag unless there's evidence I have a weapon in there? Neat, huh? Feels good having a school that respects my private life.

With this not being an anglo-saxon country we also don't spend our time suing each other so you never get sued by school. You don't sue school either, but who does that poop anymore? I don't.

Oh and this being France we barely have any gangs here so gang activity is never suspected and we can all keeps our weed stashed inside of our school bags with no risks of ever getting caught.

Also, not showing up to detention results in warnings, and if detention is not observed, guess what happens? loving nothing. You return your ticket at the beggining of detention time which is always at the end of the day, nobody's going to even check where you're going!

Okay sure we don't get these fancy Ipads or what have you that's completely irrelevant to education and our material is poopy at best, like we have these outdated computers, but who cares?

Man, our schools are really loving laxist. We might be an overall incompetent country, but that opens up to a whole lot of unsuspected potential.

[xDarkAnsem]

This happened to my school randomly one day last year.

Apparently some troll on FaceBook took a bunch of photos of seniors from there, printed them out, ejaculated on them, and post the photos on FaceBook with an assumed name (which i cant remember). People were in a tizzy over that, but i personally found it downright hilarious. Apparently he had an Awesome Face pic as his facebook pic so it was pretty easy to tell what type of person he was (in my school, not many people knew about the Internet and its memes.)

the backlash? EVERYONE IN MY SCHOOL GOT INTO MEMES. It was terrible to see my classmates on 9gag. Something i enjoyed became a fad in less than a week.

This. People suddenly got into memes at my school too. The worst part? They pronounce it 'mee-mees', and then proceed to tell me that they're right.

Edited by xDarkAnsem, 22 August 2012 - 12:15 AM.

[Dropped Your Pocket]

And on one of the last days of school our chemistry/physics teacher came to school hungover as hell.

That reminds me of my first semester of my senior year. Our Sociology teacher (who was the only cool social studies teacher in the whole school) came to class on the last day of of the semester and was completely stoned lol. He's like "ok guys, we're just gonna have a free day today, alright?" and everyone was all like "yes."

[scarabix]

My teachers never did crazy stuff. They're normal as hell. I guess they were pretty cool, and I didn't make the most of the help they gave me.

Crazy ass private schools