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#51 mechazeep

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Posted 30 July 2013 - 02:51 PM

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Posted 31 July 2013 - 08:37 PM

How to make a Mortal Kombat movie:

 

Take a Mortal Kombat game and

1. Take out all plot points (it's not like there was much to begin with)

2. Remove any talent in the acting

3 Replace all special effects with cheap props and green screens

4 Have every action sequence involve jumping around with a wire rather than actual combat.

5 Make as many bad cinematographic decisions as possible. 



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Posted 01 August 2013 - 06:49 PM

How to make a Mortal Kombat movie:

 

Take a Mortal Kombat game and

1. Take out all plot points (it's not like there was much to begin with)

2. Remove any talent in the acting

3 Replace all special effects with cheap props and green screens

4 Have every action sequence involve jumping around with a wire rather than actual combat.

5 Make as many bad cinematographic decisions as possible. 

 

Spoiler

 

At least Legacy was pretty sweet (<< Mature Content, rated TV:MA)

 

 

And I just got round to seeing The Dictator recently. Funny film. Worth a watch. Gonna' go see The Wolverine tomorrow, too  :grin:






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