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#1 AmazingTheNinja(ATN)

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:16 AM

This is the topic where all of your wishes come true, but are slightly twisted by the user below you. Example:

InsertFunnyUserNamehere: I wish I had a girlfriend!
Cuppythecupclone: Granted, but she has herpes! A HURR HURR!

Got it? Good. Now I'll start.

I wish had amazing ninja abilities!


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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:18 AM

your amazing ninja ability would be that you could do anything.
But only on every 20 leap years for 5 seconds. :evil:

I wish I had a time machine. :D

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:24 AM

Granted, the time machine can go back in time or forth in time, but will fail to stop working after your arrival at your destination.

I wish I had a pony!


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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:27 AM

Sorry, but this pony would be sexually attracted to you..... And it would never stop following you.

I wish that I had $1,000,000,000,000 in cash that was not counterfeit, that I could keep forever and spend, and was not stolen.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:28 AM

Granted, but you can only spend it on Mexican tacos. That suck. (I hope taco guy is having a fit in his ban-grave)

I wish I had amazing guitar skills and all the chix.


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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:31 AM

You can only play a guitar mentally, and all the chicks were dudes that had gone through surgery.

I wish that school started later in the day.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:34 AM

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I loled.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:36 AM

I wish that school started later in the day.


Granted, but school lasts for 12 hours.

I wish I could behead the cup clones!

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:37 AM

I wish I could behead the cup clones!



Granted, but the cups turned out to be Anon. They go to your house and kill you in your sleep.

I wish I had a flame thrower.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:40 AM

I wish I had a flame thrower.


Granted, but the LOL QUE calls the police on you for possession of weapons and you get sent to jail.

I wish I could be the best video game player in the world.


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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:41 AM

You could only play Mickey's Magic Mirror. (my little brother had this game it sucks)

I wish that I could turn invisible.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:43 AM

I wish that I could turn invisible.


Granted, but you can only turn invisible while naked, and you sometimes turn visible at certain times.


I wish I could be Tom Fulp for a day.


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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:44 AM

You would be Tom Fulp the day that he died.

I wish I could make a wish.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:46 AM

I wish I could make a wish.


Granted, but the wish is corrupted.

I wish I could have a pokemon to fight my battles for me.


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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:47 AM

The pokemon only knows how to commit suicide.

I wish that any wish I made could not be corrupt.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:48 AM

The wish is not granted.

I wish I had a bowl of jello.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:49 AM

Granted, but as all jello is, it is disgusting

I wish I could corrupt wishes!


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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:51 AM

Granted, but you get AIDS as soon as you corrupt your first wish.


I wish I had telekinetic powers.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:52 AM

Granted, but that one wish is a wish. Then that wish gets corrupted.

I wish I had a drawing tablet.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:53 AM

The drawing tablet didn't work.

I wish I could fly.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:54 AM

Granted, but you drown in a cloud.

I wish people respond to my wishes.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:54 AM

Granted, but you die suddenly, because I'm too lazy to think of something more witty.

I wish I was a ninja turtle.


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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:55 AM

You would be a dead ninja turtle.

I wish I could do anything.

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:56 AM

Granted. The first thing you do is die.

I wish I-

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 05:57 AM

Granted, but yo-

I wish I could kill people and get away with it.





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