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#2776 Zephyr

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 10:55 PM

Granted, but that only means you'll die from old age or poisoned food.

I wish I had something to wish for.

#2777 xDarkAnsem

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 02:45 AM

Granted, but then you can't use your desired wish because you just used it.

I wish I was the best at everything.

#2778 Zephyr

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 05:35 AM

Granted, but Chuck Norris would hunt down and kill you for taking his job.

I wish Chuck Norris hunted down xDarkAnsem.

#2779 TheOmegaKnight

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Posted 28 December 2011 - 09:20 AM

Granted, but now Chuck Norris will have to hunt you down too, because Chuck Norris doesnt take orders from anyone.

I wish i had prostate super powers

#2780 JaPanda

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Posted 29 December 2011 - 05:16 PM

Granted, but your super powers involve it becoming a sentient being and firing lasers at you wishing for freedom.

I wish i was a young adventurer much like you

#2781 ThePieGuy

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Posted 29 December 2011 - 10:20 PM

Granted, but you are not allowed to play Skyrim anymore.

I wish people would get better knee armor.

#2782 xDarkAnsem

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 01:52 AM

Granted, but then the annoying yet beautiful meme was never born.

I wish RickRolling people never existed.

#2783 Zephyr

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 02:13 AM

What kind of sick person would wish for such a thing? Shame on you...

I wish for manners.

#2784 ThePieGuy

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Posted 30 December 2011 - 02:15 AM

Granted, but than THIS happened.

How was my day today?

#2785 JaPanda

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 04:36 AM

Not a wish therefor: NOT GRANTED :evil:

i wish i had a wish and that wish would let me wish and that wish would let me wish that i could wish to get another wish that would also let me wish to get a wish and that wish would let me wish without being corrupted

#2786 Zephyr

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 05:06 AM

i wish i had a wish and that wish would let me wish and that wish would let me wish that i could could wish to get another wish that would also let me wish to get a wish and that wish would let me wish without being corrupted

A wish must make sense in order to be granted and corrupted. This "could could" is an obvious grammatical error that just earned you a corrupted wish.

I wish JaPanda2's wishes made sense.

#2787 JaPanda

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 05:12 AM

i wish i had a wish and that wish would let me wish and that wish would let me wish that i could could wish to get another wish that would also let me wish to get a wish and that wish would let me wish without being corrupted

A wish must make sense in order to be granted and corrupted. This "could could" is an obvious grammatical error that just earned you a corrupted wish.

I wish wish JaPanda2's wishes made made sense.


im afraid i dont know what your talking about. :ninja: also your wish was just corrupted :evil:
how dare you point out my errors. the grammar nazi will strike when he has his opportunity
i wish a giant space monkey would slap anyone who opposes me

#2788 Zephyr

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 05:20 AM

You clearly edited your post, and I didn't touch mine, so that space monkey sided with me and slapped you.

I wish my wish was corrupted in no less than 48 hours.

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 06:26 AM

Granted, but now youll have to die

I wish that i was batman

#2790 JaPanda

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 06:38 AM

granted but bane snaps your back and paralyzes you.

i wish i was dragonborn

#2791 TheOmegaKnight

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 10:19 AM

Granted, but youre not allowed to use unrelenting force

i wish you wouldnt corrupt my wish.

#2792 Benlybenbenben

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 03:12 PM

Ok, this ONE wish is not corrupted and you get nothing.

I wish I could fly whenever I want to and that the ability never malfunctions and doesn't need any special time or circumstance to be able to fly.

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 03:46 PM

People say ur a witch and they burn u alive. This happened in history.

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 08:41 PM

You made no wishes as last wishes.

I wish I was special.

#2795 daikonboy101

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Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:58 PM

Granted, but thats because your a pear and you will be in the news for being a pear. I forgot, have to corrupt your wish emmm, you, you are cursed from now on.

I wish, well lets just say, I WANNA LIVE IN THE POKEMON WORLD POKEMON (as a trainer by the way)

Edited by daikonboy101, 04 September 2012 - 06:59 PM.


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Posted 08 September 2012 - 05:52 PM

Granted, but you're training career goes down the toilet and you find yourself being a nurse at a Pokemon center.

I wish that I had 100 wishes. (I wish I could come up with something original.)

#2797 Golden Whale

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 06:19 PM

Error the wish for 100 wishes gets corrupted so you get no wish and i wish i could get out of this gold whale

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Posted 08 September 2012 - 06:24 PM

granted but you get pooped out as 1 gold coin and are dead because you have nothing inside you

I wish I had ice powers.

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Posted 09 September 2012 - 12:25 AM

Granted, but your powers overpower you. This causes you to freeze into a permanent block of ice and you are forced to watch your life pass you by.

I wish I was in Aperture Science.

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Posted 18 June 2013 - 09:31 PM

You are put in a hibernation chamber and die because WHEATLY KILLED EVERYONE BUT CHELL. (accidentally)

 

I wish for no wishes.






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