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[TheTPRI]

here`s how the game works

1.you write a story telling how you robbed a bank.
2.once the story is told, the next poster trys to see if there are any flaws with that story
3.if the story is flawed, it's not the best robbery
4.if there is no flaw at all,it's the perfect robbery.

and try not to find a way to get over on the rules,if you wanna play then play right

[Bloob]

This seems more like a forum game

[TheTPRI]

whoops, how can this be moved?

[Ranger04X]

whoops, how can this be moved?

U have to ask a moderator to move it

[SushiGummy]

I'll move it.

And while I move it, just imagine a great muscled man ripping a great chunk of land out of the Earth and throwing it somewhere else.

[Tyndras]

Alright,
HEADLINE NEWS:

A burglar flawlessly steals the ivory goat tooth from the yvernadfogjndndnd museum!
and the only traces are his ID, his chips, and his apology note! "GASP"

[FEL]

Alright,
HEADLINE NEWS:

A burglar flawlessly steals the ivory goat tooth from the yvernadfogjndndnd museum!
and the only traces are his ID, his chips, and his apology note! "GASP"

Hmmm... Seems perfect to me.

Alright, anyone wanna hear a great story about how I once robbed a bank?

Once upon a time about 2 days ago, I really wanted to rob a bank. A bank that contained the king's crown.
One day, yesterday, I finally got around to doing so. I hopped on my flying tofu and went to the bank.
I took a stick and opened the doors by striking them with the magical powers that contained the stick.
When I was in, the bank owner greeted me in the middle of lockpicking the safe with the crown.
And eventually I got in and claimed my prize and flew away.

The next day the king bought a new crown to store in the bank uselessly.

The End.

[Xtr4M1nty]

One flaw, you didnt steal something unique!

I was walking down a street that was loooong abandoned, there was an empty abandoned bank, I walked in and grabbed all the money, then walked home, no-one ever knew...

[scarabix]

and being a smart person,you mention it one this forums.so why did you say no one ever knew.

i once had a 10€ chip.i told my mother i already gave it to her,but i did not.i unfortunately losed the chip then.so only my mother losed a 10€ chip in this story.

[TheTPRI]

I'll move it.

And while I move it, just imagine a great muscled man ripping a great chunk of land out of the Earth and throwing it somewhere else.

thanks SushiGummy

so i walked into burger king and as soon as i did, i put a gun out and started yelling "STFU!!" ,but no one payed attention to me-they were so interested in thier heart stoppin' burgers.so i just went to the register and started taking money out of it. to bad i didn't have a mask on.

[Boradam]

Two flaws, 1. You did'nt steal the perfect burger 2. Thats not a bank

Also, Let me you how i once robbed a bank, I had a ski mask on, Wore rubber gloves, Had an unregistered gun, And ran inside and started shooting the celling... I had the Workers unlock the safe for me, I took the money and walked away....

Everyone saw me rob it, But the only thing i did was threaten someone and walk away with cash

[scarabix]

one flaw:

Everyone saw me rob it

so one day,i came to a barber shop and i told the man to give me a bottle of hair soap (now what is the word for hair soap?).he came to the hair soap box while i was taking all the cash away.he came back and i told him,"dude this is exactly the kind of hair soap i don't want"so i go away.next weekend police asked me question but i acted like"i went here to minutes but he didn't have cool hair soap".the fact is they believed me.so now i bought tons of things and i only have 100€ left...sigh...

[Complicated]

Hmms...
So, yesterday, I dressed casually, and walked in a bank with my account information in a big envelope under my right hand. I then purposely ran into a guy with his account information in an envelope, "accidentally" dropped both of ours, and gave him the wrong one. Mine being fake, of course.
I then went to the person at the social security boxes, after reading over the information, and informed them of what number mine was. They seemed to believe me, as I knew my information well enough to the point of faking my own identity. I grabbed the valuables and put them in my purse, which I handed to my partner in crime as I walked by. She then walked to the car and pretended to be occupied, while watching me.
I then proceeded to rob the bank, itself. It was tough, there were many guards, and the only possible way to get by them was to distract them with something in the lobby. I shot my partner a look, and she knew just what do to, since we had been prepared. She reached backwards, picked up her dog, and walked in the lobby with it. She looked around cautiously, and layed it down. Whispering in it's ear a command, it started to yelp in pain and breathe heavily. Everyone rushed to the dog, and my partner called for the guards over and over again. Finally, after being irrtated to the point of no return with the high-pitched screeching of the Pomeranian, they walked over and picked the dog up, scratched its belly, and got all lovey-dovey with it.
I made my move, I rolled behind a few objects, jumped, turned, glided, til I reached the door. I slowly opened it, had the guards not been obsessed with caring for the dog, I would've gotten caught.
I grabbed all the money and ran out. My partner coming out ten minutes later to make it seem less obvious. I drove around the bank once, only to loop to the back to pick her up.
If I didn't split the money with her, she'd talk. I had to... Get rid of her.
I gave her many Tylenol Pm's and tied her feet to Cinderblocks, only to throw her into the river 5 towns over. But I had to keep the dog..

And then I woke up.

[scarabix]

i once robbed a car wash.

Spoiler

i agree, i'm bored

[Complicated]

one flaw:

Everyone saw me rob it

so one day,i came to a barber shop and i told the man to give me a bottle of hair soap (now what is the word for hair soap?).he came to the hair soap box while i was taking all the cash away.he came back and i told him,"dude this is exactly the kind of hair soap i don't want"so i go away.next weekend police asked me question but i acted like"i went here to minutes but he didn't have cool hair soap".the fact is they believed me.so now i bought tons of things and i only have 100€ left...sigh...

The word for "hair soap" is "Shampoo."

And what exactly did you rob?

[scarabix]

i robbed a disk.

[Rage]

About a week ago I broke into a bank and stole a little child. I was wearing an elf costume and told him I was taking him to see santa. He smiled and let me carry him to my house. I then made him tell me his house number and I made him my hostage. I then walked into the kids house and stole ALL the stuff.

Oh yeah, and I didn't know what story to comment on.