You know those good ol' point and click games, where you use an item from your inventory with some item sitting out in the environment to prove just how clever you are at solving puzzles? Well, this game is based off that kinda stuff.
This is how it goes, the first user takes the "Use (blank) with (blank)" phrase, and they shove any items they want, the most random things they can think of, into the blanks. The next user tries to think of a funny thing to say when trying to use those things together, and then makes a "Use" phrase of their own.
Here are some disturbing examples:
Use match with tree.
There are easier and less destructive ways to get my kite out of the tree.
Use cup with water cooler.
There's only one rule: putting the items together can never work. It doesn't matter how much sense it makes, the answers must always consist of a funny and creative way to say "That's not going to work" or "It didn't work."
That won't work, it's out of batteries!
Use scotch with hyena.
Use key with book.