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      Update 5: Infinite Wisdom is here!   10/05/2017

        Hey everyone, We’re back with another update that really mixes some stuff up. An entirely new challenging mode, a rebalance of the entire game to go with the rework of the new leveling progression numbers, ability to do the co-op intro online, faster PVP rounds, language translations and more! With the rebalance you’ll find that your fighters are dealing even more damage as they gain experience. All balance changes are retro-active meaning you do not have to worry about starting over or starting new characters in order to experience that – they’re all dynamically applied to what you already have! Feel free to check out what we’ve changed in the list below, and as always – please leave us feedback about anything you find noteworthy. As always, the main Story (although not included in this update) is being developed alongside all these improvements we have been releasing. Check out our blog for the full changelist: http://blog.thebehemoth.com/2017/09/28/update-5-infinite-wisdom-is-here/
    • megan

      Pit People's Final Touches   11/21/2017

      It has been nearly a year since we launched Pit People on early access. This journey has been an incredible experience! We’ve built a better game thanks to all your feedback. So here’s a spicy little situation: We’ve decided that our next big drop will be the FULL version of the game! Yes, it shall be complete! You’ll be able to play through the story and find out what happens for everyone.  
        As we write this, we’re working on the last of the cinematics for the story campaign! This is the final push towards completing the game, alongside additional story quests and a new world map with bonus missions.
        Since there’s so much involved with these last steps (VO, animation, level creation, music licensing, QA testing, etc), we’re not exactly sure when everything will line up for a full release date, but we’re shooting to release within the first few months of 2018.
        Thank you again to all of the people who’ve been playing Pit People during early access and to everyone who has been sending us feedback. It has truly been invaluable and we can’t wait to share the conclusion of Pit People with you all!


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  1. Where is everyone?

    Where'd they all go? Or is there a new forum I don't know of?
  2. Where is everyone?

    Where'd they all go? Or is there a new forum I don't know of?
  3. Random Post Forum - Bloob's Children Are Lost

    I got to play a slight bit of the beta, but I have to say I wasn't really impressed too much. Maybe it was the character I chose, but I felt like the games pace was a bit slow for my tastes. Can you remember which character you chose? The game can be slow at times if nobody's doing anything (the matches are 30 mins long tops), but that almost never happens, at least for me. It is more MOBA-esque, so it's bound to be slow anyways.
  4. What game are you playing ATM?

    Battleborn. Currently having some matchmaking issues, but soon they're reverting it to the better system they had a week ago. Most likely. They might alter the current system a bit. Battleborn itself is pretty fun, just gets a lot of bad rep because of Gearbox apparently being the antichrist, 2K being the publisher, and Battleborn being an "Overwatch Clone" despite it being revealed and released before. Also, the games' only similarity is that they're fps with "hero" style characters. Battleborn is more akin to a MOBA.
  5. Random Post Forum - Bloob's Children Are Lost

    I'm honestly kind of surprised that I was still able to log on to this account. Had to delete certain things, and it's still fully functional... Huh. So does anybody else prefer Battleborn to Overwatch?
  6. Random Post Forum - Bloob's Children Are Lost

    RIP my PCThis is actually PS4 exclusive. Which scares me to think what the graphics would be like on PC. edit: I'd also like to include that Nissan (US) legitimately thought that some screenshots of nissan's from Driveclub were real life. You sure that isn't just a bullshot?Yeah I'm sure. I have the game. This is in Photo Mode. All I did was change the focus. Still looked great without it. It all depends on the positioning of the camera. EDIT: BTW, there are some incredible shots, much better than seen here. I'm almost to moderate level in terms of taking pictures.
  7. Random Post Forum - Bloob's Children Are Lost

    RIP my PC This is actually PS4 exclusive. Which scares me to think what the graphics would be like on PC. edit: I'd also like to include that Nissan (US) legitimately thought that some screenshots of nissan's from Driveclub were real life.
  8. Random Post Forum - Bloob's Children Are Lost

    Friggin' Driveclub makes my eyeballs explode
  9. Random Post Forum - Bloob's Children Are Lost

    Goddangit. I was going to link to a John Cena vid somewhere, but now I can't find it. I can't even remember if it was from MGSV, Rainbow Six: Siege, Just Cause 3, or Borderlands... EDIT: In the mean time, here's this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-kEqo4fEAY
  10. Funny Games

    Yeah. It's just filler, though, to give people something while in wait for Borderlands 3. The Claptastic Voyage DLC was pretty good for me, though(final boss wasn't that nice though). I liked the space theme, and IMO the skill trees were improved upon. Nowhere near as much content as BL2, which is a shame. And the whole backstory with Jack really changed my point of view on him. I'm curious to see what Tales of the Borderlands is like now-- I heard it's a funny and interesting adventure. Also, you can find magazines and things in Concordia that break the 4th wall so hard it's ridiculous. Claptraps in Jack's office will also say stuff like, "Borderlands: The Pre Memequel. Bordermemes, the Memequel. How about Meme, meme, meme meme meme memequel meme?"
  11. The Most Mad You've Ever Gotten At A Game

    Typically, when I get mad, it tends to be at BF4 or Borderlands 2(UVHM mode). BL2's UVHM is incredibly unbalanced towards the player. What's worse is that it's intentional. Not necessarily Super Meat Boy anger, but pure frustration; if you don't have something that Slags enemies(slagged enemies usually take twice as much damage), you will always die. I had troubles with the last half of the FIRST MISSION in UVHM. I went to an hour-long, mini-story DLC that ends in a farmable loot train(technically making it more than an hour long but whatever) and farmed that frickin train at least ten times. Came back to the stupid bandits and barely came through. I ended up rushing through and dodging bullets like a terrible Matrix performance so I wouldn't get my rear handed to me. The worst part was at a gate were more baddies than I can count run through and you're supposed to blow them up with a cannon, but the cannon only tickles them in UVHM, so you have to do it yourself-- facing enemies with as much health as a boss. I came through, though. Made it to Sanctuary. More on that story later. In BF4, I'm usually ticked off at out-of-region Brazilians & Japanese. See, the Brazilians don't have official servers yet, so I can sympathize a little, but their's tons of community-made servers. Now the Japanese have no excuse. There are ASIAN SERVERS. What I also don't get is that some Japanese servers are labeled "West US" in the regions section. It's a complete pile of donkey turd.
  12. Funny Games

    Borderlands 2 & The Pre-Sequel. Clatprap--"JUST FOLLOW THE SOOTHING SOUND OF MY VOICE" *when running over someone as Kreig* "INSURANCE FRAUD!" Tannis and Torgue--"Get off this frequency, you protein guzzling buffoon! I'm trying to--" "THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIIIISSSE!" Pre-Sequel: Jack--"Commence Plan-Shoot-That-Chick-In-The-Head, NOW!" or something like that DAHL Soldiers--"Hey, Vault Hunter! You suck!"
  13. You're banned!

    Banned for not banning anyone. Learn what the rules are man.
  14. Random Post Forum - Bloob's Children Are Lost

    I created Prince in the "Peanutize Me" website. http://file:///C:/Users/clittle/Downloads/wallpaper-1444763429.jpg Hm.