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Mr. Hatty

Castle Crashers: The RPG (Down Until Further Notice)

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I presseth thy blue button

Also I pick up a sword and a jar of jarate or... mana.

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I presseth thy blue button

Also I pick up a sword and a jar of jarate or... mana.

If that is what though wishes upon thyself........

Pop! A nearby rat spontaniously combusts!

Huh, It apears this part was Broken, whatever. Though has doneth a good deed. Go forth! to the next five voices!

The Team walks forward....

Hello, Hola, Hallo, Привет, and Hello a fifth time! I am the voice of speech! If you want to continue, you must complete this dilemna using speech skills! Or well, I guess you could kill him, but that wouldn't be excersising your speech skills now would it?

*A dark shadowy Lizard spawns in front of the team

I WILL NEVER LET YOU PAsSsssssSsssSssss! Infact, I'll kill you! ThisssssSsssss cave will be your grave if you try to get passsssssSssssSssst me!

What Shalt Thou Do?

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may i join as the gray knight?

I choose to ignore the Lizard and press the red button.

Okay, ADDING!

Your Morality has been DECREASED

*The Far-away village of Mozarch has been obliterated, but you still have the Shadow Lizard as your current objective.

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WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! :cry:

Hmmff, ill have to deal with you later. Anyway, I shoot the Lizard with my harpoon gun! HARPWNED!

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WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! :cry:

Hmmff, ill have to deal with you later. Anyway, I shoot the Lizard with my harpoon gun! HARPWNED!

I throw a freaking hammer and bomb at Dashroom for being a jerk and killing my father, the Shadow lizard.

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I GET DIBS ON GREEN KNIGHT!!11

Adding

If you are putting people in the slots for characters then put me for fencer cause i am a veteran at the game and hes my fav character.
The VETERAN status is awarded to people that have previously participated in my L4D RPG. And you must choose one of the characters on the OP (that say open slot) ;)
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I skin the lizard to make a pimp coat for me.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YOU

KILLED

MY

FATHER.

AND SOMEHOW TANNED, CURED, AND SEWED A FASHIONABLE COAT IN 5 SECONDS!

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I skin the lizard to make a pimp coat for me.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YOU

KILLED

MY

FATHER.

AND SOMEHOW TANNED, CURED, AND SEWED A FASHIONABLE COAT IN 5 SECONDS!

Nope, that was the decoy coat. The real one is hidden.

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Fine. Be that way. I use DaShrooms face to push in the red button again FOR TAKING MY MILk MONEY IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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Hey WTH?! I hit yoshi with the but of my harpoon gun so he falls unconscious.

"that will teach you for trolling"

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Hey WTH?! I hit yoshi with the but of my harpoon gun so he falls unconscious.

"that will teach you for trolling"

I dodge and throw a wrench at him and say "it's not trolling, it's Revenge! I will kill you...JOHN CONNER"

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Grabs DaShroom by the neck and pushes him up against the wall of the cave before repeatedly punching him in the stomach -5 hp -5hp -5hp -5hp -5hp -5hp -5hp -5hp -5-hp then KICKING HIM RIGHT IN TEH BAWLZZZZ -30hp, he falls to the ground, tears coming from his eyes while im yellling "BREAK IT UP!" nudges his helmet with my foot a few times before shrugging and walking away. btw mordecai is my knights name

"Now if you two idiots stop arguing and work together, maybe just FREAKIN MAYBE. we can get this over with" feels something metal with my foot and looks down to see a frying pan with some rotten eggs half buried in it then says "AW SICK DUDE!" then stumbles away from it

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Hey WTH?! I hit yoshi with the but of my harpoon gun so he falls unconscious.

"that will teach you for trolling"

I dodge and throw a wrench at him and say "it's not trolling, it's Revenge! I will kill you...JOHN CONNER"

Dude, Mr. hatty? can you ban this... well I'll leave this space for your imagination.___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

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What? What did i do? All i was doing was making an interesting game! Didn't you know i was joking with everything?

Also, don't stretch the forum like that.

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Children, Children, stop fighting!

Yoshi, do what you would want others to do to you. If you push someones face into a wall, expect payback. And don't go around ruining things, like blowing up a village or burning my coat.

Stinkman, you can take that much damage away from your amigos.

Shroom, just ignore Yoshi, don't feed the troll, they just come back and make you angerier.

Now I feel like a Mod.

Now lets continue like civilized people.

What is our next task, or great voice.

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Walks over and curb stomps the skinned shadow lizards head, its purplish blackish blood sprays wildly from the dismembered head onto my boot as i walk through the puddle, a thief suddenly springs from the shadows at me, i spin on my heel and deliver a blow with the hilt of my sword into the side of the thiefs head -50hp . he stumbles backwards before i grab him by the neck and choke-slam him into the ground -30 hp, then stomps him in the stomach before giving him a look that strikes fear into his very mind before saying to him in a serious voice "GET OUT BEFORE I PRY OPEN YOUR SKULL AND SELL YOUR BRAIN TO THE OTHER THIEVES." he scrambles up before mumbling some muffled words. then a group of about 2 more thieves spring from the shadows with switchblades

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The thieves then ask

Would you like to have some roast lizard?

The Team replies no, for they are on a diet.

The thieves shrug and run off..... BACK TO QUEST!

Wh? WHAT!? Why would you DO THAT????? You could've used SPEECH! well whatever, let's move to the next one......

The team walks to the next part of the cave, everyone glaring at each other...

Hello, I AM THE VOICE OF HEALTH! I will teach you the importance of examining food...... One of you must eat at least ONE of the following foods......

7 different foods appear

1. Chicken Leg There are a few small bites on this chicken leg, as well as some white syrupy-things

2. Apple This apple has a small whole in it

3. Candy Cane Has 3 striped colors on it

4. Lamb Chop It's skin is a brownish tint

5. Boiled Chicken It's skin is a greenish tint

6. Wrench It appears to be made of gold

7. Marshmallow VERY large and round

You must eat one to continue....

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BTW guys, you can only have 2 swords, and 2 shields on you at a time, all others must be gained by swapping items you are currently using. So choose the ones you want to currently equip. ALSO: you still must eat one of the items to continue.

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