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Mr. Hatty

Castle Crashers: The RPG (Down Until Further Notice)

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I AM THE VOICE OF RPG, OR AS SOME CALL ME, THE CREATOR! I SAY YOU ALL ARE WORTHY OF GETTING OUT OF THIS CAVE! GOOD LUCK ON YOUR QUEST!

*The Warriors gained two team levels

The team is transported into the Overworld.

You are now in the Guild Hall! You may get Missions here. Also in the guild hall is a Bank to store your GOLD and a Storage to hold your weapons. Here are the current Quests.....

Dungeons & Big-balloon Dragons REQ: NONE Reward: Scimitar of Death

A Gauntlet Of Truth REQ: Must Be Level 10 Reward: A Gauntlet

What Shalt Thou Do?

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greyknight.png: Lets paint the town red!

blackknightf.png: NO!

greyknight.png: Fine, well then can we get the Scimitar?

greenknight.png: FINE!

QUEST START!

First, You must Travel to The Woody Woods

What Hast Though Doeth To Desrve Thy Unjust Unjustness?

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I choose to insult the Wood's voice because it has a generic name. It is I, the Knight-y knight! i come with my candy-like candy cane and my helmet-y helmet.

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I think "This sounds like an episodes of dora the explorer, i mean REALLY, WOODY WOODS!" before continuing to walk over into the woods. i kick a tree and a golden schmitar falls down. and a giant dragon with robotniks face appears out of nowhere and bellows "PINGASH!" before the sun turns on and off dramatically and we all go into a pokemon style battle

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Guys, stay on topic :roll:

Anyway: The team walks into the Woody Woods

greenknight.png: This is like Dora! Really, WOODY WOODS? What the hell is wrong with this place?

OwlEmoticon.png: HOOT!

orangeknight.png: WHAT THE HELLIS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?

ahominid.png: *FACEPALM* That's an owl...

orangeknight.png: Well Whatever it is, it's getting on my nerves!

Hello again! Another morality choice! Very minor but if you have a "Holier Than Thou" attitude you might want to show these critters whose boss. Or you can save the environment... (although we all know that helps nothing) So what Shall You do?

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The Owl says this:

It is a Sunday afternoon, A Rich man sits in house by a warm fire. His butler gets him his favorite chair, and his maid Louise hands him his tea. When he finishes the tea, he demands his baker to make a cake for him. After eating the cake and sipping some more tea, he falls asleep. A couple hours later he dies in his chair. WHO MURDERED HIM?

Was it,

A) The Maid

B) His Aid

C) The Mailman

D) His Butler

or

E) The Baker

All of these men were near his mansion after he was found dead.... SO WHO WAS IT?

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The maid is a man? Thats creepy, so i will choose the maid.

Wrong! CRCRCRCRCRCRCRCRCR!

The owl poops on you

Next time, It'll be your health that is diminished!

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The Baker. I put my shield up just in case.

I agree.

no_wai_owl.jpg Too Bad you're WRONG! Next time it will be a battle!

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW INCORRECT!

*The correct answer was the Mail Man, because Mail Does not come on Sundays

The Woody Woods Transforms into a large lava filled-nightmare and 7 owls with tentacles pop out and slash Stinko-Man -20HP

Thou Sayeth What?

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW INCORRECT!

*The correct answer was the Mail Man, because Mail Does not come on Sundays

The Woody Woods Transforms into a large lava filled-nightmare and 7 owls with tentacles pop out and slash Stinko-Man -20HP

Thou Sayeth What?

But that dosen't make sense! Thou Mailman was not mentioned in the riddle and how could thou have poisoned the rich man?

Anyways, *cough* *cough* WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE OR WE WILL BE BURNT TO ASHES *grabs stink-man and trys to find an exit* COME ON!!! MOVE!

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What, you jerk, you're leaving me here to die? fine, i decide to ride an owl tentacle best and uh...Be the one.

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The Warriors run into a cave. They see an old man.

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6_ZLOFrVeAJdkx3wwCDOiC_e9HgS8MM6Xaof9fe1YyV7IlYodPg: Ah, you must be the ones to answer thy Dragon Quest-

blackknight.png: Cut the crap what do you want?

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6_ZLOFrVeAJdkx3wwCDOiC_e9HgS8MM6Xaof9fe1YyV7IlYodPg: I see you pissed off thy Demon Owl, hm? Well no matter, the dragon only comes out during the evil time anyway. So here, I have three dragon swords and three dragon shields. They will be essential to defeating the dragon. I only have 2 sets of Dragon Armour, so.... yeah. Anyway, I'll use my magic powers to transport you to the Dragon's Lava Lair

greyknight.png: Wait, Magic Powers? Why don't you just use them to kill it yourself?

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6_ZLOFrVeAJdkx3wwCDOiC_e9HgS8MM6Xaof9fe1YyV7IlYodPg: TOO LATE!

The Warriors find themselves in a lava-filled lair.

What Be-eth the best choice...... eth?

EDIT: I also forgot you have earned the THE SCAVENGER Badge. (It unlocks The Scavenger as a character)

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