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Mr. Hatty

Castle Crashers: The RPG (Down Until Further Notice)

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I stab my sword into the dragons hand and move it along the finger, slicing his finger open as he smashes me before climbing INTO THE DRAGONS FINGER and slowly moving up, slashing at every vein i can find before finally hitting a weak spot and running sword around the beginning of the fingers first joint and slicing the dragons finger off, his finger falls off his hand and onto the ground as my dented armor is soaked with the dragons crimson blood before i lift my head up, my eyes glowing green

The dragon is in a smokescreen. How do you know that you hit him? It could have been a poor defenceless kitty.

I give the kitty my average sword.

I will attack with my dragon sword behind myself.

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i know it was the dragon because the tip of its finger was bigger then my head, and your slash finally kills it

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PieGuy Twas Right! It was a small feline! YOU MONSTER MORALITY LOWERED

ThePieGuy hits the dragon, the dragon is slowly shrinking-

EEK! Sorry I'm late! I'm the voice of taming! Here! You can tame this creature and make it your animal orb before it dies! Well, you have to have a high enough taming level. This Dragon's taming level is 7! Anyone who has level seven taming may capture it! So what Does Thou Do? Let It Die Or Tame Thy Beast?

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EEK! Sorry I'm late! I'm the voice of taming! Here! You can tame this creature and make it your animal orb before it dies! Well, you have to have a high enough taming level. This Dragon's taming level is 7! Anyone who has level seven taming may capture it! So what Does Thou Do? Let It Die Or Tame Thy Beast?

In our group, only isco can do it right now. So what shall isco do?

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I level up my awesome skills. And then RIDE THE DRAGON.

Which stats do you upgrade? (HINT: Check the OP)

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I tameth thy beast.

And I use 10 skill points with Magic.

and 5 S.P.s in Melee

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I tameth thy beast.

And I use 10 skill points with Magic.

and 5 S.P.s in Melee

Isco Gained the Dragon Animal Orb!

*ABILITY: Can summon fireballs and allows user to walk on lava.

The team instantly teleports back to the old man, who gives them the scimitar and teleports them to the Guild Hall

*The Warriors Gained 3 levels!

OPTIONS:

Do A Quest

a) A Gauntlet Of Truth REQ: Must Be Level 10 Reward: A Gauntlet

B) Farming for Love (or hate) REQ: Must have at least one animal Orb Reward: Animal Orb Farm, Animal Orb(s)

Go To Bank

a) Deposit Gold

b)Withdraw Gold

Go To Inventory:

a) Swap Swords

B) Swap Shields

c) Swap Armour

GO TO TOWN

What shan't thy do to thou?

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GO TO TOWN...on destroying all the local playgrounds.

Can i pawn the scimitar at a pawn shop for some quick cash or something?

I also allocate all points to magic.

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Can i pawn the scimitar at a pawn shop for some quick cash or something OR MY EVIL NEEDS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No you may not pawn our scimitar.

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FINE GAWSH. I Give it to a thrift shop to be resold to charity. Happy?

Evil charity

:)

We need it!

/purchasefromevilcharity

Let's see what else in town...

Try to look for a blacksmith!

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Heyz, youz guyz, I amz the blackzmith. If youz wantz zomethinz Iz can makez it. Givez mez yourz blueprintz and I'z makez itz forz a price. Alsoz I canz makez armourz and repairz armourz. Wellz, forz a price.

Armour:

Armour Half-Repair 150G

Armour Full-Repair 300G

Basic Armour 100G

Advanced Armour 200G

Expert Armour 500G

Blueprints:

Get A Random Blueprint 150G

Create a 2-material craft Item 250G

Create a 3-material craft Item 400G

What ya wanna craft?]

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COMING SOON

EDIT: The Meat Pack is now live, the twelve characters have been added! they are:

Meat Boy From Super Meat Boy*

Bandage Girl From Super Meat Boy

Commander Video From BIT.TRIP Runner

Tim From Braid*

Dr. Fetus From Super Meat Boy

Mr. Minecraft From Minecraft*

Captain Viridian From VVVVVVVVVV

Spelunky From Spelunky

The Kid From I Wanna Be The Guy

Headcrab from Half-Life

Ogmo From Jumper

And Goo From World Of Goo

* = Previously apeared in L4D RPG

ENJOY!

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Done! Also, I just want to clarify that leveling up magic not only makes it stronger, it also does other things:

20pts gives you your ranged Magic Attack

40pts gives you your Magic Perk II

50pts gives you your jump Magic Attack

60pts Gives you your Arial Magic Attack

80pts gives you your Magik Finisher

100pts Gives you your Magick Perk III

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Skill point allocation

Taming: 5 +!

Animal orb: 5+!

Blacksmithing: 5 +!

Agility: 5 +!

Question: Does my harpoon gun count as magic or melee?

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Skill point allocation

Taming: 5 +!

Animal orb: 5+!

Blacksmithing: 5 +!

Agility: 5 +!

Question: Does my harpoon gun count as magic or melee?

Harpoon counts as melee, because the harpoon can be detached and used as a sword.

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The Team wanders into town looking for the mage. Sudddenly, the Mage apears in front of them.

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0H1ySYaMWIO2GoijNzqDhN8nCUGWJpSGBAUKPMXmngfxhUCu04g: Ello! You are here for my quest, I See?

blackknight.png: No Duh!

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0H1ySYaMWIO2GoijNzqDhN8nCUGWJpSGBAUKPMXmngfxhUCu04g: Well then you'll be pleased to know this isn't really a quest! I am just here to tell you about gauntlets! Guantlets can change what magic perks and abilities you get! You will keep all current perks you have already, but any you unlock while having another Spell Guantlet will be differently themed. Get it? If you don't, here is an example: Benjie's current gauntlet is "Zomie Whoop-balloon" and his perk allows him to summon zombies. BUT, if he changes his gauntlet to the "Electric" Gauntlet then his next Spell Perk would be the ability to electrify water. Understand?

ahominid.png: NO

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0H1ySYaMWIO2GoijNzqDhN8nCUGWJpSGBAUKPMXmngfxhUCu04g: Good! Now all of you get this "Neutral Gauntlet" and a level! Remember, you can buy and trade guantlets with each other

*One Warrior Team Level Gained

That was a waste. Well, What Next?

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