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Go To Page 69 Of The Nearest Book. First Sentence Describes Your Sex Life.

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Go to page 69 of the nearest book. First sentence describes your sex life.

My turn:

"THEN I'LL TAKE IT BY FORCE."

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"You seem to know the basics. Let's practice some moves."

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"There's no game this Sunday," Mrs. A. said.

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"There's no game this Sunday," Mrs. A. said.

You are not getting in her pants :?

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"The poor King turned himself round as nimbly as possible, but Sir Grummore had given him the slip again."

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The first two books I picked had no sexual innuendo whatsoever. :roll:

The third book had: "I finally gave up pretending and pushed myself up"

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"He was down on his hands and knees, bent over a laptop computer plugged into the electrical panels"

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"There's no game this Sunday," Mrs. A. said.

You are not getting in her pants :?

That is correct. Maybe next Sunday. ;)

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"According to the custom of the eighteenth century, the title was a long one -- indeed, almost a table of contents."

... No...

NO...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'll do one of these every day or so...

"We were going really slow, but still, he couldn't make it."

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"He paused to look at mom for conformation."

DEAR GOD WHAT

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"As soon as he saw us, he jumped and hid somewhere."

Well, it looks like I scared them off. Again.

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"As soon as he saw us, he jumped and hid somewhere."

Well, it looks like I scared them off. Again.

"As soon as he saw us"

:3

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Let's try this with a cook book.

"You can eat it cold or heated"

I am okay with this.

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"he had only heard of it but never seen it himself"

:okay:

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This is another sign of your immaturity. ;)

:lol: The nerve of you. I wasn't even talking about you. But thanks for the great example! Now where was i...Oh ya and then they act as if they can do what ever they want. :roll:

K then. Show me about who exactly you were talking about.

Don't tell me. :o

It must be someone I don't know.

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"I'm never going in there again! Never!"

Thats was my first one! XD the battle of the labyrinth right?

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"I'm never going in there again! Never!"

Thats was my first one! XD the battle of the labyrinth right?

Awwww yeah. *brofist*

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