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      Update 5: Infinite Wisdom is here!   10/05/2017

        Hey everyone, We’re back with another update that really mixes some stuff up. An entirely new challenging mode, a rebalance of the entire game to go with the rework of the new leveling progression numbers, ability to do the co-op intro online, faster PVP rounds, language translations and more! With the rebalance you’ll find that your fighters are dealing even more damage as they gain experience. All balance changes are retro-active meaning you do not have to worry about starting over or starting new characters in order to experience that – they’re all dynamically applied to what you already have! Feel free to check out what we’ve changed in the list below, and as always – please leave us feedback about anything you find noteworthy. As always, the main Story (although not included in this update) is being developed alongside all these improvements we have been releasing. Check out our blog for the full changelist: http://blog.thebehemoth.com/2017/09/28/update-5-infinite-wisdom-is-here/
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      Pit People's Final Touches   11/21/2017

      It has been nearly a year since we launched Pit People on early access. This journey has been an incredible experience! We’ve built a better game thanks to all your feedback. So here’s a spicy little situation: We’ve decided that our next big drop will be the FULL version of the game! Yes, it shall be complete! You’ll be able to play through the story and find out what happens for everyone.  
        As we write this, we’re working on the last of the cinematics for the story campaign! This is the final push towards completing the game, alongside additional story quests and a new world map with bonus missions.
        Since there’s so much involved with these last steps (VO, animation, level creation, music licensing, QA testing, etc), we’re not exactly sure when everything will line up for a full release date, but we’re shooting to release within the first few months of 2018.
        Thank you again to all of the people who’ve been playing Pit People during early access and to everyone who has been sending us feedback. It has truly been invaluable and we can’t wait to share the conclusion of Pit People with you all!
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Go To Page 69 Of The Nearest Book. First Sentence Describes Your Sex Life.

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The Edamenas, II, III, and IV, were certainly large enough to have made the trip down the Atlantic Coast to Palm Beach and back, though there is no record to substantiate that the family ever sailed them between their two oceanfront homes.

What.

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The Edamenas, II, III, and IV, were certainly large enough to have made the trip down the Atlantic Coast to Palm Beach and back, though there is no record to substantiate that the family ever sailed them between their two oceanfront homes.

What.

Let's just say she talks ALOT.

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Book: Le main de défunt

Recognizing that he wouldn't be able to get in there by violent means, he resorted to astuteness, and knocked the door, very gently.

*Something might be lost in my translation so here is what it said in spanish:

Reconociendo que no sería posible introducirse allí por medios violentos ,recurrió entonces a la astucia, y golpeo la puerta, muy despacio.

And then again, original book is in french so...

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Okay so I got my bookshelf right here.

Urban mixup Page 69:

"We were all prepared to deny"

that's... uh... that's not my book.

Miss Harriet Page 69:

"Be polite with this guy. He's always here to give me a hand"

Heh, true.

Britannicus Page 69:

"Get out of here, sire! The emperor is coming!"

I can attest that pulling out is an effective method, but is this an emperor fetish?

Rhinoceros Page 69:

"Oh, but you DID see it. we've all seen it!"

My career as a voyeur hits a record low.

Zep, sliced Page 69

"Wait, you're still single?"

... I quit.

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Grabbed the nearest book, and tried to open it at page 69, the inside had been carved out to make space for a small rectangular object. Hahaha, what the hell were they hiding inside of this?

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"but every single one of them had discovered the ways of Japanese-style hard-pressing"

Okay well Van Gogh certainly knows more than me about my sex life.

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"...but it didn't taste too bad."

FISH by L.S. Matthews.

"...was like snow; and many marvelled at him and took heart to see him unbent and unafraid."

The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolken

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Schaefer didn't waste any time poking around on the lower floors; he went straight up to the room where the corpses had been strung up like so many slabs of beef.

Well... that certainly doesn't make me look very good.

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"Of course, but it's not long, is it?"

I have a feeling everything I end up with become increasingly sadder each time I post here.

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Moses went out to meet his father-in-law, bowed down before him, and kissed him.

Im not sure if the bible counts, so here's another one.

I do feel as if I failed all of you.

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