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Go To Page 69 Of The Nearest Book. First Sentence Describes Your Sex Life.

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The Edamenas, II, III, and IV, were certainly large enough to have made the trip down the Atlantic Coast to Palm Beach and back, though there is no record to substantiate that the family ever sailed them between their two oceanfront homes.

What.

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The Edamenas, II, III, and IV, were certainly large enough to have made the trip down the Atlantic Coast to Palm Beach and back, though there is no record to substantiate that the family ever sailed them between their two oceanfront homes.

What.

Let's just say she talks ALOT.

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Book: Le main de défunt

Recognizing that he wouldn't be able to get in there by violent means, he resorted to astuteness, and knocked the door, very gently.

*Something might be lost in my translation so here is what it said in spanish:

Reconociendo que no sería posible introducirse allí por medios violentos ,recurrió entonces a la astucia, y golpeo la puerta, muy despacio.

And then again, original book is in french so...

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Okay so I got my bookshelf right here.

Urban mixup Page 69:

"We were all prepared to deny"

that's... uh... that's not my book.

Miss Harriet Page 69:

"Be polite with this guy. He's always here to give me a hand"

Heh, true.

Britannicus Page 69:

"Get out of here, sire! The emperor is coming!"

I can attest that pulling out is an effective method, but is this an emperor fetish?

Rhinoceros Page 69:

"Oh, but you DID see it. we've all seen it!"

My career as a voyeur hits a record low.

Zep, sliced Page 69

"Wait, you're still single?"

... I quit.

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"They seemed mad with joy."

My momma always said I had a talent for making people smile.

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Grabbed the nearest book, and tried to open it at page 69, the inside had been carved out to make space for a small rectangular object. Hahaha, what the hell were they hiding inside of this?

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"Stop sucking on that popsicle and get over here!" Boss exclaimed.

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"There are, also, cases of dimorphism and trimorphism, both with animals and plants."

The Origin of Species, you kinda scare me right now.

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"but every single one of them had discovered the ways of Japanese-style hard-pressing"

Okay well Van Gogh certainly knows more than me about my sex life.

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"...but it didn't taste too bad."

FISH by L.S. Matthews.

"...was like snow; and many marvelled at him and took heart to see him unbent and unafraid."

The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolken

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Schaefer didn't waste any time poking around on the lower floors; he went straight up to the room where the corpses had been strung up like so many slabs of beef.

Well... that certainly doesn't make me look very good.

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"Of course, but it's not long, is it?"

I have a feeling everything I end up with become increasingly sadder each time I post here.

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"You know. Like a bed of nails." He stares at me, and I don't look away. He isn't a dog, but the same rules apply.

wow wat.

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"You know. Like a bed of nails." He stares at me, and I don't look away. He isn't a dog, but the same rules apply.

wow wat.

o.o

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Moses went out to meet his father-in-law, bowed down before him, and kissed him.

Im not sure if the bible counts, so here's another one.

I do feel as if I failed all of you.

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"Laurence anyways, the life of a transvestite"

Not smooth, Marianne, not smooth.

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"She sat down besides him and with a sigh said, 'Fine let's do it, but don't let it last so long this time'."

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