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      Update 5: Infinite Wisdom is here!   10/05/2017

        Hey everyone, We’re back with another update that really mixes some stuff up. An entirely new challenging mode, a rebalance of the entire game to go with the rework of the new leveling progression numbers, ability to do the co-op intro online, faster PVP rounds, language translations and more! With the rebalance you’ll find that your fighters are dealing even more damage as they gain experience. All balance changes are retro-active meaning you do not have to worry about starting over or starting new characters in order to experience that – they’re all dynamically applied to what you already have! Feel free to check out what we’ve changed in the list below, and as always – please leave us feedback about anything you find noteworthy. As always, the main Story (although not included in this update) is being developed alongside all these improvements we have been releasing. Check out our blog for the full changelist: http://blog.thebehemoth.com/2017/09/28/update-5-infinite-wisdom-is-here/
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Go To Page 69 Of The Nearest Book. First Sentence Describes Your Sex Life.

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Go to page 69 of the nearest book. First sentence describes your sex life.

My turn:

"THEN I'LL TAKE IT BY FORCE."

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"The poor King turned himself round as nimbly as possible, but Sir Grummore had given him the slip again."

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The first two books I picked had no sexual innuendo whatsoever. :roll:

The third book had: "I finally gave up pretending and pushed myself up"

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"He was down on his hands and knees, bent over a laptop computer plugged into the electrical panels"

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"There's no game this Sunday," Mrs. A. said.

You are not getting in her pants :?

That is correct. Maybe next Sunday. ;)

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"According to the custom of the eighteenth century, the title was a long one -- indeed, almost a table of contents."

... No...

NO...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'll do one of these every day or so...

"We were going really slow, but still, he couldn't make it."

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"As soon as he saw us, he jumped and hid somewhere."

Well, it looks like I scared them off. Again.

"As soon as he saw us"

:3

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This is another sign of your immaturity. ;)

:lol: The nerve of you. I wasn't even talking about you. But thanks for the great example! Now where was i...Oh ya and then they act as if they can do what ever they want. :roll:

K then. Show me about who exactly you were talking about.

Don't tell me. :o

It must be someone I don't know.

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"I'm never going in there again! Never!"

Thats was my first one! XD the battle of the labyrinth right?

Awwww yeah. *brofist*

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