Go To Page 69 Of The Nearest Book. First Sentence Describes Your Sex Life.
Posted 04 May 2012 - 07:36 PM
Posted 05 May 2012 - 12:09 AM
Let's just say she talks ALOT.
The Edamenas, II, III, and IV, were certainly large enough to have made the trip down the Atlantic Coast to Palm Beach and back, though there is no record to substantiate that the family ever sailed them between their two oceanfront homes.
Posted 05 May 2012 - 01:51 AM
Recognizing that he wouldn't be able to get in there by violent means, he resorted to astuteness, and knocked the door, very gently.
*Something might be lost in my translation so here is what it said in spanish:
Reconociendo que no sería posible introducirse allí por medios violentos ,recurrió entonces a la astucia, y golpeo la puerta, muy despacio.
And then again, original book is in french so...
Posted 05 May 2012 - 01:17 PM
Urban mixup Page 69:
"We were all prepared to deny"
that's... uh... that's not my book.
Miss Harriet Page 69:
"Be polite with this guy. He's always here to give me a hand"
Britannicus Page 69:
"Get out of here, sire! The emperor is coming!"
I can attest that pulling out is an effective method, but is this an emperor fetish?
Rhinoceros Page 69:
"Oh, but you DID see it. we've all seen it!"
My career as a voyeur hits a record low.
Zep, sliced Page 69
"Wait, you're still single?"
... I quit.
Posted 18 May 2012 - 04:56 PM
Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:30 PM
My momma always said I had a talent for making people smile.
Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:59 PM
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 12:29 AM
Posted 01 June 2012 - 09:07 AM
The Origin of Species, you kinda scare me right now.
Posted 01 June 2012 - 07:13 PM
Okay well Van Gogh certainly knows more than me about my sex life.
Posted 05 June 2012 - 07:21 AM
FISH by L.S. Matthews.
"...was like snow; and many marvelled at him and took heart to see him unbent and unafraid."
The Return of the King by J.R.R. Tolken
Posted 09 June 2012 - 09:25 PM
Well... that certainly doesn't make me look very good.
Posted 11 June 2012 - 04:34 AM
I have a feeling everything I end up with become increasingly sadder each time I post here.
Posted 10 July 2012 - 02:28 PM
Posted 10 July 2012 - 04:14 PM
"You know. Like a bed of nails." He stares at me, and I don't look away. He isn't a dog, but the same rules apply.
Posted 16 July 2012 - 05:59 PM
Im not sure if the bible counts, so here's another one.
I do feel as if I failed all of you.
Edited by Scaler193, 22 July 2012 - 06:04 AM.
Posted 17 July 2012 - 05:32 PM
Not smooth, Marianne, not smooth.
Posted 10 August 2012 - 05:56 PM
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Posted 09 September 2012 - 11:10 PM