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      Update 5: Infinite Wisdom is here!   10/05/2017

        Hey everyone, We’re back with another update that really mixes some stuff up. An entirely new challenging mode, a rebalance of the entire game to go with the rework of the new leveling progression numbers, ability to do the co-op intro online, faster PVP rounds, language translations and more! With the rebalance you’ll find that your fighters are dealing even more damage as they gain experience. All balance changes are retro-active meaning you do not have to worry about starting over or starting new characters in order to experience that – they’re all dynamically applied to what you already have! Feel free to check out what we’ve changed in the list below, and as always – please leave us feedback about anything you find noteworthy. As always, the main Story (although not included in this update) is being developed alongside all these improvements we have been releasing. Check out our blog for the full changelist: http://blog.thebehemoth.com/2017/09/28/update-5-infinite-wisdom-is-here/
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      Pit People's Final Touches   11/21/2017

      It has been nearly a year since we launched Pit People on early access. This journey has been an incredible experience! We’ve built a better game thanks to all your feedback. So here’s a spicy little situation: We’ve decided that our next big drop will be the FULL version of the game! Yes, it shall be complete! You’ll be able to play through the story and find out what happens for everyone.  
        As we write this, we’re working on the last of the cinematics for the story campaign! This is the final push towards completing the game, alongside additional story quests and a new world map with bonus missions.
        Since there’s so much involved with these last steps (VO, animation, level creation, music licensing, QA testing, etc), we’re not exactly sure when everything will line up for a full release date, but we’re shooting to release within the first few months of 2018.
        Thank you again to all of the people who’ve been playing Pit People during early access and to everyone who has been sending us feedback. It has truly been invaluable and we can’t wait to share the conclusion of Pit People with you all!
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It appears no other user is on here. Some tragic event must have wiped them all out. Now it's just me on this colorful, yet barren forum.

The date is 10/09/12, Dishonored came out today, but I'm broke. I suppose I'll stay on here, search other people posts for something useful, maybe some posts on food and water will help me survive.

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Survivors! Oh my goodness, you both scared me! Do any of you have any rations? I've been having to do the Bear Grylls Man vs. Bear tactic since I got here.

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Survivors! Oh my goodness, you both scared me! Do any of you have any rations? I've been having to do the Bear Grylls Man vs. Bear tactic since I got here.

No...I'm sorry...I eated them! :cry:

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And I'm high!

Save your supply! We may need those for medical treatment later, maybe as a painkiller of some sort.

No...I'm sorry...I eated them! :cry:

Then we go with plan B. Everyone look around in different parts of the forum, we may find some food posts around. I'll search General Media, there has to be something lying around. God help me if I get sucked into a bad TV show thread...

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And I'm high!

Save your supply! We may need those for medical treatment later, maybe as a painkiller of some sort.

No...I'm sorry...I eated them! :cry:

Then we go with plan B. Everyone look around in different parts of the forum, we may find some food posts around. I'll search General Media, there has to be something lying around. God help me if I get sucked into a bad TV show thread...

Alright, I'll search The Keep!

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I'm sure he's really going to appreciate this drawing, you did a fantastic job with that.

Thanks! Ambush or pass guys? Quick before he brings his guard back up?!

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I'm sure he's really going to appreciate this drawing, you did a fantastic job with that.
Thanks! Ambush or pass guys? Quick before he brings his guard back up?!

Oh, you could just gently ask for some of his milk. He's not one easily bothered man you know.

Although I'll agree that the question could prove awkward, or even ambiguous. But your thirst won't quench itself now will it?

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Gooby here

Greetings survivor! Do you have any food or drinks that could be shared amongst our group of scavengers?

Oh, you could just gently ask for some of his milk. He's not one easily bothered man you know. Although I'll agree that the question could prove awkward, or even ambiguous. But your thirst won't quench itself now will it?

Brilliant plan! I should've thought of that before hand. However if worse comes to worse...

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Mr. Milk, we know this is much to ask, but we are wondering if you could share some of your milk with us? These are hard times and they only get harder.

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Gooby here

Greetings survivor! Do you have any food or drinks that could be shared amongst our group of scavengers?

Oh, you could just gently ask for some of his milk. He's not one easily bothered man you know. Although I'll agree that the question could prove awkward, or even ambiguous. But your thirst won't quench itself now will it?

Brilliant plan! I should've thought of that before hand. However if worse comes to worse...

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Mr. Milk, we know this is much to ask, but we are wondering if you could share some of your milk with us? These are hard times and they only get harder.

But I am lactose-intolerant.

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You guys continue divvying up the rations. We're looking into our radar system right now. Will be able to locate fellow chickens soon.

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You guys continue divvying up the rations. We're looking into our radar system right now. Will be able to locate fellow chickens soon.

Hurry Megan...I'm in the mood for some chipmunk...

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You guys continue divvying up the rations. We're looking into our radar system right now. Will be able to locate fellow chickens soon.
Hurry Megan...I'm in the mood for some chipmunk...

Careful. He's Psycho

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You guys continue divvying up the rations. We're looking into our radar system right now. Will be able to locate fellow chickens soon.
Hurry Megan...I'm in the mood for some chipmunk...
Careful. He's Psycho

How's that spelled? I obviously have trouble with that one.

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You guys continue divvying up the rations. We're looking into our radar system right now. Will be able to locate fellow chickens soon.
Hurry Megan...I'm in the mood for some chipmunk...
Careful. He's Psycho

How's that spelled? I obviously have trouble with that one.

I just noticed your name was spelled wrong :shock:

I guess the caps threw me off

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You guys continue divvying up the rations. We're looking into our radar system right now. Will be able to locate fellow chickens soon.
Hurry Megan...I'm in the mood for some chipmunk...
Careful. He's Psycho

How's that spelled? I obviously have trouble with that one.

I just noticed your name was spelled wrong :shock:

I guess the caps threw me off

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Edited by PSHYCOCHIPMUNK

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When I saw the title I thought it was gonna be one of those "depressed and/or have a crush on a girl" threads.

Anyway, what exactly were you guys doing to the website during matainance?

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Hi guys. You're pretty bad at shooting out signals. Take a flare gun or something next time.

Anyway, what exactly were you guys doing to the website during matainance?

To whomever deemed that the servers were under "matainance":

May I suggest a spellcheck?

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