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Absolute Favorite Bbt Narrator Quips

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"goog try, but try gooder"

 

"avert your eyes children! AVERT THEM!"
 

"Even the word 'hopeless' has 'hope' in it! and if you rearange the letters, it spells 'peeslosh'!"

 

just afew, there are so many :D

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#10:Good work prisoner #523....2?

 

#9:Get the best time and i will give you a kiss, because i looove you!

 

#8:Get the golden hat for  10 gems, and a kiss from a very handsome man, me!

 

#7:Oh so thats how souls looks like, fat little ghost with pointy tails.
 

#6:You're doing it wrong, do it right!

 

#5:Time to find some geeems, time to find some geeeems, you need three, of them.

 

#4:Taught him evrething he knows.

 

#3:Here's your painted cardboard medal.

 

#2:Oh was it to hard? Was it- Was it too haard? BLRLRLR!

 

#1:C'mon guys don't let them fight lets be mature about it, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

 

In line #5 i used to think it was peepee cadem and not you need three, of them....It make much more sense now!

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"The ocean was all like PSCYH"

" As Told by there fate books of fate"

"You even survived the prison food, cuz that stuff taste like doo-doo casarole with a side of butt salad"

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My all time favorite is

"give your self a round of applause. You found a gem, that was just sitting there."

And I also like "and I think there was a shark, ope, yep, there it is, oh god.

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The narrator could be entertaining at times but I find him kind of annoying when he talks about didiarrhea that starting to come out or ''That was poop. POOP!''.

 

The same goes for the animals in the forest in Castle Crashers.

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"Clench your butt, this isn't going to be good!"
 

"Use your creativity to ruin someones day, maybe even their week!"

"MYYAAA! See?"

"There were explosions and dancing girls, dancing girls who exploded!"

"Try to keep a sunny disposition as you sink further into darkness, nobody likes a cry baby."

"I admire your tenacity, truly I do! Fo'sho!"

"It's more dangerous than calling a girl chubby! (Oh my god!)"

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Honestly every little thing he says xD but I really like these:

 

"Even the word 'hopeless' has 'hope' in it! and if you rearange the letters, it spells 'peeslosh'!"

''... Put your big girl panties on, everybody has problems'' 

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While basically everything he said left a huge dumb grin on my face, one of my favourites was:

"I've got a shiny new crown and I need a little head! Oh no, I can't say that. ...To put it on!"

 

And because puns are great:

"I've got a joke! Where do you take a sick horse? To the horse-pital! *glass smash* Hey, woah... (BOOOOOO)"

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If a normal soul weighs 21 grams, then a fat person's soul must weigh... 21 graham crackers!

 

The Peeslosh one

 

And the ocean was all like PSYCH

 

More, Bigger, Harder! Thats what sh..I mean...*

 

*cant remember ( most of these are probably wrong! )

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And then you say, "don't turn your back on me!" and he's like, "MYEAARGH!" and you're like, "FBLSKDJD!" and he's like "MYEAAAAARGH!"

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"Can you get the best time? I can, and have! A billion times over! I'm also a pathological liar."

 

can't remember the rest...

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"Can you get the best time? I can, and have! A billion times over! I'm also a pathological liar."

 

can't remember the rest...

 

"Can you get the best time? I can, and have! A billion times over! I'm also a pathological liar, or am I? I am! Whats going on?"

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I prefer:

        "Way to bite the bullet so far! You don't even complain about the prison food, which is socking, because that stuff tastes like doo-doo casserole with a side of butt salad."

        Any time he shouts "Oh my goodness gracious." or "Oh my God!"

        His "singing" from the secret levels.

and pretty much everything else.

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My all time favorite is

"give your self a round of applause. You found a gem, that was just sitting there."

And I also like "and I think there was a shark, ope, yep, there it is, oh god.

This.

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My favorite narrator quips are,

  • "Where's the sparkly monies at? Oh... Good one "bro"."
  • "What the f... fart." (This one is surprising my most favorite because not only does it help me to  not swear in front of my daughter when playing this, but she things it is funny too.)
  • And I know this isn't really a quip but I love the song that plays when you find a Secret location. :)

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