Timkinut

One Thousand Monkeys

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Timkinut    16

We simply count monkeys down from 1000 to 0, but we also need to write why the monkey died.

I'll start.

 

The 1000th ate too many bananas  :oops:

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Mr. Hatty    1,808

995th was of a different fur than the other 999 monkeys, so they lynched him.

 

Some monkeys just lack compassion

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DrakeG    4

994, 993 and 992 were lost at sea and no one cared enough to look for them.

 

989 got his face crushed by an oncoming imaginary train in the jungle.

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Timkinut    16

985th tried to kill 985th with a bomb, but accidentially blew itself up too.

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gman5326    80

The 980th monkey died from playing in the road getting splattered by a semi.

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That was his face when he seen the semi coming. R.I.P

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Timkinut    16

STOP SKIPPING MONKEYS!

 

The 983rd was divided by zero.

The 979th was eaten by a mutant pineapple.

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SpoonArtist    178

STOP SKIPPING MONKEYS!

 

The 983rd was divided by zero.

The 979th was eaten by a mutant pineapple.

 

985th tried to kill 983rd with a bomb, but accidentially blew itself up too.

I never skipped, you just went ahead of yourself.

 

Either way, the 978th monkey died from eating eggshells.

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