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How I Get Girlsfriend?

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Step One:  Think up ideas of a perfect date, how you'll ask her out, what you'll do together etc. etc.  Once you're done with the brainstorming,  time for...

 

Step Two:  Practice talking by yourself in the mirror to boost confidence, maybe roleplay with a friend or family member to simulate real conversation.  Once you think you're confident enough to make a move, time to proceed to...

 

Step Three:  Don't follow your training, and instead lock yourself in your room and cry in the corner while watching anime, playing video games, or reading a book.

 

Repeat Step Three until you die.

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Thank you all I am writing down these helpful tips and soon I will be like a roman god and have many wives. Thank you all!

Tip: Remember to say you know me, she will all be yours. Or you can say you one user of the year. no offense hazard.

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Assert your dominance by telling her how popular you are on these forums. That should get her.

Tell her you know the almighty Cat Guard. You can thank me later...

 

Girls are like cats. Cute, but they are deadly...

Cats also poop in boxes.

They also have tummies

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Assert your dominance by telling her how popular you are on these forums. That should get her.

Tell her you know the almighty Cat Guard. You can thank me later...

 

Girls are like cats. Cute, but they are deadly...

Cats also poop in boxes.

They also have tummies

May I recomend a book? "How to tell if your cat is planning to kill you"              trust me. It. Is. Awesome.

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You know what else is similar about both girls and cats? :}

 

They both have.................

DESU

 

Moshi Moshi

Do you want to know what else they have? :}

 

They both have..............

poop

 

Poopy Poopy

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Depends on your age. First, say "Girlfriend" and say "please." :P

 

Play hard to get. I have about 6 hotties following me. ;)

U-Knighted as in u knighting all the ladies amirite

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U-Knighted as in u knighting all the ladies amirite

Depends on your age. First, say "Girlfriend" and say "please." :P

 

Play hard to get. I have about 6 hotties following me. ;)

Scaler and U-Knighted: top tier pimps

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Thank you...?

 

U-Knighted as in u knighting all the ladies amirite

Depends on your age. First, say "Girlfriend" and say "please." :P

 

Play hard to get. I have about 6 hotties following me. ;)

Scaler and U-Knighted: top tier pimps

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Thank you...?

 

 

 

Scaler and U-Knighted: top tier pimps

U-Knighted as in u knighting all the ladies amirite

Depends on your age. First, say "Girlfriend" and say "please." :P

 

Play hard to get. I have about 6 hotties following me. ;)

You are welcome. Remember:

1. Think of an idea

2. Think of what to say

3. Ditch everything locked in your room crying watching anime

4. Repeat 3 until death

 

-Pocket

 

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Thank you...?

 

 

 

Scaler and U-Knighted: top tier pimps

U-Knighted as in u knighting all the ladies amirite

Depends on your age. First, say "Girlfriend" and say "please." :P

 

Play hard to get. I have about 6 hotties following me. ;)

You are welcome. Remember:

1. Think of an idea

2. Think of what to say

3. Ditch everything locked in your room crying watching anime

4. Repeat 3 until death

You...literally just stole that from Pocket...

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You...literally just stole that from Pocket...

 

You are welcome. Remember:

Thank you...?

 

 

 

Scaler and U-Knighted: top tier pimps

U-Knighted as in u knighting all the ladies amirite

Depends on your age. First, say "Girlfriend" and say "please." :P

 

Play hard to get. I have about 6 hotties following me. ;)

1. Think of an idea

2. Think of what to say

3. Ditch everything locked in your room crying watching anime

4. Repeat 3 until death

I know, I was simply reminding Scaler about what to do. I didn't steal it, I reminded him. I didn't go "I made that all up!"

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You...literally just stole that from Pocket...

 

You are welcome. Remember:

Thank you...?

 

 

 

Scaler and U-Knighted: top tier pimps

U-Knighted as in u knighting all the ladies amirite

Depends on your age. First, say "Girlfriend" and say "please." :P

 

Play hard to get. I have about 6 hotties following me. ;)

1. Think of an idea

2. Think of what to say

3. Ditch everything locked in your room crying watching anime

4. Repeat 3 until death

I know, I was simply reminding Scaler about what to do. I didn't steal it, I reminded him. I didn't go "I made that all up!"

...But then you didn't credit Pocket.

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You...literally just stole that from Pocket...

 

You are welcome. Remember:

Thank you...?

 

 

 

Scaler and U-Knighted: top tier pimps

U-Knighted as in u knighting all the ladies amirite

Depends on your age. First, say "Girlfriend" and say "please." :P

 

Play hard to get. I have about 6 hotties following me. ;)

1. Think of an idea

2. Think of what to say

3. Ditch everything locked in your room crying watching anime

4. Repeat 3 until death

I know, I was simply reminding Scaler about what to do. I didn't steal it, I reminded him. I didn't go "I made that all up!"

...But then you didn't credit Pocket.

Edit time!

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