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Scaler193

How I Get Girlsfriend?

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Scaler sure does spend a lot of time on forums and Skype talking about his love life rather than actually hanging out with his lover it seems.
 

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It happened forums. I have failed. I got friendzoned halloween night. What are girls, what are feelings. I have become a being of unexistance.

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It happened forums. I have failed. I got friendzoned halloween night. What are girls, what are feelings. I have become a being of unexistance.

Obviously she's stupid and you should look for someone better
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There will be plenty of opportunities you will have in your lifetime, no need to rush :-)

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Step one. buy a knife.

Step two. Say to her "Want to go to the movies?".

Step three. Sell the knife then watch the movie with her.

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Step one. buy a knife.

Step two. Say to her "Want to go to the movies?".

Step three. Sell the knife then watch the movie with her.

 

Step 4: Enjoy the film

 

Step 5: Buy another knife

 

Step 6: Kill her

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Step one. buy a knife.

Step two. Say to her "Want to go to the movies?".

Step three. Sell the knife then watch the movie with her.

 

Step 4: Enjoy the film

 

Step 5: Buy another knife

 

Step 6: Kill her

I have followed these steps but now all I have is corpse and no girlsfriend. Behemoth what I do wrong?

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Step one. buy a knife.

Step two. Say to her "Want to go to the movies?".

Step three. Sell the knife then watch the movie with her.

 

Step 4: Enjoy the film

 

Step 5: Buy another knife

 

Step 6: Kill her

I have followed these steps but now all I have is corpse and no girlsfriend. Behemoth what I do wrong?

Step 7: Take the corpse's wallet and use the money inside to buy yourself a body pillow of your favorite waifu

 

Step 8: Take the waifu pillow on a trip to Paris and indulge in various public activities with it like sight-seeing, eating at lavish restaurants, and treating it to a romantic boat ride in the evening

 

Step 9: Women will finally see how much of a gentleman you really are and swarm to you, their hearts melting like butter as they beg for your adoration

 

Step 10: Reject them all, ride away on your heelys and marry your waifu pillow

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Step 7: Take the corpse's wallet and use the money inside to buy yourself a body pillow of your favorite waifu

 

 

Step one. buy a knife.

Step two. Say to her "Want to go to the movies?".

Step three. Sell the knife then watch the movie with her.

 

Step 4: Enjoy the film

 

Step 5: Buy another knife

 

Step 6: Kill her

I have followed these steps but now all I have is corpse and no girlsfriend. Behemoth what I do wrong?

 

Step 8: Take the waifu pillow on a trip to Paris and indulge in various public activities with it like sight-seeing, eating at lavish restaurants, and treating it to a romantic boat ride in the evening

 

Step 9: Women will finally see how much of a gentleman you really are and swarm to you, their hearts melting like butter as they beg for your adoration

 

Step 10: Reject them all, ride away on your heelys and marry your waifu pillow

 

Are.... are you saying waifu pillows aren't actual womens? 

 

That's low man, even for you. 

 

#Waifupillowlivesmatter

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Step 7: Take the corpse's wallet and use the money inside to buy yourself a body pillow of your favorite waifu

 

 

Step one. buy a knife.

Step two. Say to her "Want to go to the movies?".

Step three. Sell the knife then watch the movie with her.

 

Step 4: Enjoy the film

 

Step 5: Buy another knife

 

Step 6: Kill her

I have followed these steps but now all I have is corpse and no girlsfriend. Behemoth what I do wrong?

 

Step 8: Take the waifu pillow on a trip to Paris and indulge in various public activities with it like sight-seeing, eating at lavish restaurants, and treating it to a romantic boat ride in the evening

 

Step 9: Women will finally see how much of a gentleman you really are and swarm to you, their hearts melting like butter as they beg for your adoration

 

Step 10: Reject them all, ride away on your heelys and marry your waifu pillow

 

Are.... are you saying waifu pillows aren't actual womens? 

 

That's low man, even for you. 

 

#Waifupillowlivesmatter

Waifu pillows are superior to all of mankind.
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Step 1: Get a job

Step 2: Get money
Step 3: Buy a condo

Step 4: Get more money
Step 5: Go to pet store
Step 6: Buy a cat
Step 7: Ditch all grils
Step 8: Repeat steps 4-7 until death

 

Thank me later

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The legacy continues! I have been spoopy ghosted by my girlfriend nows I have none. Help me find cute new girl hemoth! How do I meet peopel to charm them with my aamzing superb natural looks?

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2 hours ago, Scaler193 said:

The legacy continues! I have been spoopy ghosted by my girlfriend nows I have none. Help me find cute new girl hemoth! How do I meet peopel to charm them with my aamzing superb natural looks?

Go to a fighting game tournament and show the babes your totally rad Hwa skills. Chicks love Hwa

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Just give them potato chips

 

Girls will do anything for potato chips

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Doesn't look like we have much luck bois :ccc Though I will polish my Hwa until he wooooes me some fine ladies 8-)

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On 11/10/2016 at 5:46 PM, Scaler193 said:

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Doesn't look like we have much luck bois :ccc Though I will polish my Hwa until he wooooes me some fine ladies 8-)

 

Boi why you gotta be like this though

Here's a tippity tip for you my lad: be about it. To understand the woman, you must become the woman. I've picked up my GF of one year through knitting. Wear skintight leggings. Grow your hair. Paint your nails. Indulge in atrociously painful bleeding monthly. Once you get in there it's really easy understanding what women want and don't want. Plus if they reject you, they'll probably ask you to be their homosexual best friend as is customary with most basic witches these days.

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