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U-Knighted

U-Knighted's Official Guide To The Behemoth Forums

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Are you a new user? Then this is the guide for you!

 

Here's some tips on how to get started by an unofficially certified TBF source.

 

TIP ONE: TBF

TEE BEE EFF

 

Short for The Behemoth Forums.

 

TIP TWO: Never post more then 20 times a day

 

No one knows why.

 

TIP THREE: Never post status updates

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I regret starting.

 

TIP FORE: ALWAYS like your own posts.

 

It shows that you have no friends and people will give you even more likes because they feel bad.

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TIP FIVE: Never get in Castle Crashers debates with Hazard

You'll regret it.

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TIP ATE: Never bring up the following

 

  1. Five Nights at Freddy's
  2. Spiderman

TIP Nine: Have fun.

 

Alright well I sort of made this all as a joke but in all honesty number 5 and 8 are probably legit. If you are new I recommend this nifty little page.

 

Have fun and good luck on your Tee Bee Eff adventure.

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So last night at Freddy's I was watching Spider-Man when I got in a debate about cc with Hazard, and then I posted a status update about our debate.

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So last night at Freddy's I was watching Spider-Man when I got in a debate about cc with Hazard, and then I posted a status update about our debate.

But did you have fun

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So last night at Freddy's I was watching Spider-Man when I got in a debate about cc with Hazard, and then I posted a status update about our debate.

But did you have fun

Yes

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For tip 2, it's more of you log in, and all you see is the same person on every post plus creating 5 topics at the same time, so it comes off as pretty spammy.

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The real guide!

1. Don't listen to the admins.

2. Spam the forums.

3. Necropost. Every. Damn. Day.

4. Make a long signature and post.

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The real guide!

1. Don't listen to the admins.

But what if I say "RedHotSword is a cool cat"? Then people won't listen to me and they'll think you're not a cool cat. What a shame
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You forgot tip tin:

call everyone a poopy butt

That is some serious maturity right there, folks. Give him a hand!
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You forgot tip tin:

call everyone a poopy butt

That is some serious maturity right there, folks. Give him a hand!

I was just joking with the 'rules' in this thread ;-)

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You forgot tip tin:

call everyone a poopy butt

That is some serious maturity right there, folks. Give him a hand!

Don't be such a..

 

 

poopy butt...

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The real guide!

1. Don't listen to the admins.

But what if I say "RedHotSword is a cool cat"? Then people won't listen to me and they'll think you're not a cool cat. What a shame
New rule: Always listen to me. RedHotSword3256 is a red hot sword and GoldenGhost is a newb that likes poop! Edited by RedHotSword3256
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The real guide!

1. Don't listen to the admins.

But what if I say "RedHotSword is a cool cat"? Then people won't listen to me and they'll think you're not a cool cat. What a shame

New rule: Always listen to me. RedHotSword3256 is a red hot sword and GoldenGhost is a newb that likes pink!

But pink is a cool colour

 

 

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/c/cf/Pink_Power_Armor.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101016092519

 

 

For some reason it says I'm not allowed to post to make the image appear in the comment anymore?

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The real guide!

1. Don't listen to the admins.

But what if I say "RedHotSword is a cool cat"? Then people won't listen to me and they'll think you're not a cool cat. What a shame

New rule: Always listen to me. RedHotSword3256 is a red hot sword and GoldenGhost is a newb that likes pink!

What's wrong with the color pink?

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