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      Update 5: Infinite Wisdom is here!   10/05/2017

        Hey everyone, We’re back with another update that really mixes some stuff up. An entirely new challenging mode, a rebalance of the entire game to go with the rework of the new leveling progression numbers, ability to do the co-op intro online, faster PVP rounds, language translations and more! With the rebalance you’ll find that your fighters are dealing even more damage as they gain experience. All balance changes are retro-active meaning you do not have to worry about starting over or starting new characters in order to experience that – they’re all dynamically applied to what you already have! Feel free to check out what we’ve changed in the list below, and as always – please leave us feedback about anything you find noteworthy. As always, the main Story (although not included in this update) is being developed alongside all these improvements we have been releasing. Check out our blog for the full changelist: http://blog.thebehemoth.com/2017/09/28/update-5-infinite-wisdom-is-here/
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      Pit People's official release date: March 2, 2018   02/21/2018

        That’s right, Pit People has officially received its final touches and has a release date. On Friday, March 2nd, Pit people will be available for both Steam and Xbox One! You can pick it up early right now even, and watch it in your library, transforming before your very eyes!
      For those of you who already have the early access copy of Pit People, thank you for being part of our game development journey! Our Early Access period lasted a total of 409 days. That’s one of the fastest records in Early Access history (no need to fact check this, it’s probably right)! So what’s in the thing? The Story is completed, cinematics and all, along with a whole new World Map with 15 additional bonus missions. There’s been a lot of balancing, polish, and ‘quality of life’ features ‘n tweaks to go along with it! Definitely our largest changelist to date. If you want to see it in its official officialness, please check out our launch post on March 2nd!

My Behemoth Theory

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To start of this long-ish post about my theory, I'm going to quickly put the games in order of when I think they happened

  • Castle Crashers
  • Battleblock Theatre
  • Alien Hominid
  • Pit People


We begin our story before Earth or any other planet or star existed, apart from 2. The red star and the blue star. One, a raging ball of lava, the other, a glorious glowing orb. They eternally spin around each other, never hitting, despite the red one's desire to do so. They collide, causing two things to happen. The blue and red merge together, and cause the first living creature to exist, HoneyHUG. The rest of the energy is dispersed into the universe, creating stars and planets and life. From the merging, a red crystal appears. A crystal of pure evil.


The crystal lands of Earth, and Castle Crashers begins. The crystal is found by the king, and he uses it for all his magic-y magic. Mr wizard steals it for his own use. Castle Crashers plays out (what actually happens in the game isn't important, it's what comes after). Mr wizard is dead, and the crystal is returned to the king, but each time the king dies, the king's soul is absorbed into the crystal. The crystal is passed on from generation to generation. Enter Purrham Furbottom. He uses the crystal to make a hat, a glorious hat. He creates an island theatre, and lives there with his cats. The hat from there is passed on from generation to generation, still absorbing the souls of each person and corrupting them like before. The battleblock theatre events take place, and then it absorbs Hatty's soul. Hatty's soul is so good, it cannot be corrupted, and the hat LITERALLY spits it back out in the form of a laser, along with ALL the other souls that are corrupted. The NONONONONO you hear at the end of battleblock theatre is the narrator, of course, who happens to be... HONEYHUG. The laser shoots up and crashes the ship that the alien hominid was in. SIDE NOTE: In castle crashers when the big alien flies off in the escape pod, THAT'S the ship that gets shot down, and therefore, that's alien hominid. That's where alien hominid takes place. The laser continues, and shoots HoneyHUG. The laser absorbs the soul of HoneyHUG, and combines it with all the other souls that have been corrupted, so that those human souls can corrupt HoneyHUG. Honey falls to Earth, crashing in to it, beginning pit people. The laser manifests HoneyHUG's now evil soul into that of the Pit People narrator, the bear. This bear is the manifestation of the red star, whereas HoneyHUG was the manifestation of the blue star. That crystal was The Bear from Pit People, corrupting itself and feeding


Remember Hatty's soul that couldn't be corrupted? Eventually, you, the player, show the Pit People Bear his last soul that was never used, Hatty's. The Bear goes conflicted, and HoneyHUG's corpse rises from the ashes of Earth. As it rises, the bear is screaming and yelling in fear, until the two bears touch. They join souls, back into HoneyHUG.


Unfortunately, Hatty doesn't come back, and remains at the bottom of the ocean... Well, I say that, but the new HoneyHUG has a top hat. I'm sure you can figure out who the new HoneyHUG is.

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