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AmazingTheNinja(ATN)

Corrupt a wish!

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This is the topic where all of your wishes come true, but are slightly twisted by the user below you. Example:

InsertFunnyUserNamehere: I wish I had a girlfriend!

Cuppythecupclone: Granted, but she has herpes! A HURR HURR!

Got it? Good. Now I'll start.

I wish had amazing ninja abilities!

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your amazing ninja ability would be that you could do anything.

But only on every 20 leap years for 5 seconds. :evil:

I wish I had a time machine. :D

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Granted, the time machine can go back in time or forth in time, but will fail to stop working after your arrival at your destination.

I wish I had a pony!

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Sorry, but this pony would be sexually attracted to you..... And it would never stop following you.

I wish that I had $1,000,000,000,000 in cash that was not counterfeit, that I could keep forever and spend, and was not stolen.

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Granted, but you can only spend it on Mexican tacos. That suck. (I hope taco guy is having a fit in his ban-grave)

I wish I had amazing guitar skills and all the chix.

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You can only play a guitar mentally, and all the chicks were dudes that had gone through surgery.

I wish that school started later in the day.

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I wish I could behead the cup clones!

Granted, but the cups turned out to be Anon. They go to your house and kill you in your sleep.

I wish I had a flame thrower.

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I wish I had a flame thrower.

Granted, but the LOL QUE calls the police on you for possession of weapons and you get sent to jail.

I wish I could be the best video game player in the world.

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You could only play Mickey's Magic Mirror. (my little brother had this game it sucks)

I wish that I could turn invisible.

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I wish that I could turn invisible.

Granted, but you can only turn invisible while naked, and you sometimes turn visible at certain times.

I wish I could be Tom Fulp for a day.

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Granted, but that one wish is a wish. Then that wish gets corrupted.

I wish I had a drawing tablet.

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