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Corrupt a wish!

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Granted, but that only means you'll die from old age or poisoned food.

I wish I had something to wish for.

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Granted, but then you can't use your desired wish because you just used it.

I wish I was the best at everything.

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Granted, but Chuck Norris would hunt down and kill you for taking his job.

I wish Chuck Norris hunted down xDarkAnsem.

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Granted, but now Chuck Norris will have to hunt you down too, because Chuck Norris doesnt take orders from anyone.

I wish i had prostate super powers

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Granted, but your super powers involve it becoming a sentient being and firing lasers at you wishing for freedom.

I wish i was a young adventurer much like you

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Granted, but you are not allowed to play Skyrim anymore.

I wish people would get better knee armor.

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Granted, but then the annoying yet beautiful meme was never born.

I wish RickRolling people never existed.

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What kind of sick person would wish for such a thing? Shame on you...

I wish for manners.

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Not a wish therefor: NOT GRANTED :evil:

i wish i had a wish and that wish would let me wish and that wish would let me wish that i could wish to get another wish that would also let me wish to get a wish and that wish would let me wish without being corrupted

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i wish i had a wish and that wish would let me wish and that wish would let me wish that i could could wish to get another wish that would also let me wish to get a wish and that wish would let me wish without being corrupted

A wish must make sense in order to be granted and corrupted. This "could could" is an obvious grammatical error that just earned you a corrupted wish.

I wish JaPanda2's wishes made sense.

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i wish i had a wish and that wish would let me wish and that wish would let me wish that i could could wish to get another wish that would also let me wish to get a wish and that wish would let me wish without being corrupted

A wish must make sense in order to be granted and corrupted. This "could could" is an obvious grammatical error that just earned you a corrupted wish.

I wish wish JaPanda2's wishes made made sense.

im afraid i dont know what your talking about. :ninja: also your wish was just corrupted :evil:

how dare you point out my errors. the grammar nazi will strike when he has his opportunity

i wish a giant space monkey would slap anyone who opposes me

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You clearly edited your post, and I didn't touch mine, so that space monkey sided with me and slapped you.

I wish my wish was corrupted in no less than 48 hours.

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Ok, this ONE wish is not corrupted and you get nothing.

I wish I could fly whenever I want to and that the ability never malfunctions and doesn't need any special time or circumstance to be able to fly.

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Granted, but thats because your a pear and you will be in the news for being a pear. I forgot, have to corrupt your wish emmm, you, you are cursed from now on.

I wish, well lets just say, I WANNA LIVE IN THE POKEMON WORLD POKEMON (as a trainer by the way)

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Granted, but you're training career goes down the toilet and you find yourself being a nurse at a Pokemon center.

I wish that I had 100 wishes. (I wish I could come up with something original.)

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Error the wish for 100 wishes gets corrupted so you get no wish and i wish i could get out of this gold whale

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granted but you get pooped out as 1 gold coin and are dead because you have nothing inside you

I wish I had ice powers.

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Granted, but your powers overpower you. This causes you to freeze into a permanent block of ice and you are forced to watch your life pass you by.

I wish I was in Aperture Science.

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You are put in a hibernation chamber and die because WHEATLY KILLED EVERYONE BUT CHELL. (accidentally)

 

I wish for no wishes.

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