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      Update 5: Infinite Wisdom is here!   10/05/2017

        Hey everyone, We’re back with another update that really mixes some stuff up. An entirely new challenging mode, a rebalance of the entire game to go with the rework of the new leveling progression numbers, ability to do the co-op intro online, faster PVP rounds, language translations and more! With the rebalance you’ll find that your fighters are dealing even more damage as they gain experience. All balance changes are retro-active meaning you do not have to worry about starting over or starting new characters in order to experience that – they’re all dynamically applied to what you already have! Feel free to check out what we’ve changed in the list below, and as always – please leave us feedback about anything you find noteworthy. As always, the main Story (although not included in this update) is being developed alongside all these improvements we have been releasing. Check out our blog for the full changelist: http://blog.thebehemoth.com/2017/09/28/update-5-infinite-wisdom-is-here/
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      Pit People's official release date: March 2, 2018   02/21/2018

        That’s right, Pit People has officially received its final touches and has a release date. On Friday, March 2nd, Pit people will be available for both Steam and Xbox One! You can pick it up early right now even, and watch it in your library, transforming before your very eyes!
      For those of you who already have the early access copy of Pit People, thank you for being part of our game development journey! Our Early Access period lasted a total of 409 days. That’s one of the fastest records in Early Access history (no need to fact check this, it’s probably right)! So what’s in the thing? The Story is completed, cinematics and all, along with a whole new World Map with 15 additional bonus missions. There’s been a lot of balancing, polish, and ‘quality of life’ features ‘n tweaks to go along with it! Definitely our largest changelist to date. If you want to see it in its official officialness, please check out our launch post on March 2nd!
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Granted, but everyone else you knows die.

I wish I had an infinite supply of tacos.

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Granted, but the tacos are 50 years old. :oops:

I wish I knew what my teacher is called xD

Granted, but your teacher's name invokes the army of the dead so when you ask someone and they answer out loud the entire world is attacked by zombies.

I wish I could play the accordian.

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Granted, but the tacos are 50 years old. :oops:

I wish I knew what my teacher is called xD

Granted, but your teacher's name invokes the army of the dead so when you ask someone and they answer out loud the entire world is attacked by zombies.

I wish I could play the accordian.

granted but all high notes make you and everyone around you deaf

I wish i had a fluffy bisket

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Granted, but we all come back as zombies and hunt you down.

I wish the zombie apocalypse would hurry up and come already.

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It comes out, but then it gives you the RRoD

I wish for every video game ever made and that none of them are broken and that I had all the consoles to play them on.

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You are immortal, but only if you sit in a tiny room the rest of your life, not being able to do anything

I want my wish up there, only I can also play them anytime

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