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Corrupt a wish!

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I want my wish up there, only I can also play them anytime

Granted, although that wish didn't make any sense, it isn't granted!

I wish I could play the fiddle madly.

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granted! but you can only do it with ur back turned to an active volcano

i wish this wish could never be corrupted in any way

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You are also Michael Jackson and you die from shock that you are missing your nose.

I wish that there wasn't anyone complaining about the TU.

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okay you can set all the clocks you want

i wish to find simcity 2000 the game i lost 3 years ago

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Granted, but your soul has left your body and gone into the car you gave me in the quarter's forum

I wish that I had seven legs.

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Granted but Powedered Taost Man doesnt fart on it, making it inedible...

I wish I had some Bacon from a Male Pig's Back, that is not made of fat, Is made from the best cuts of meat from the back, tastes great, is already pre-cooked to my tastes, that I CAN eat because I am not Vegan or Vegatarian, that cannot kill me or cause any adverse effects, that I am eating in the comfort of my completely normal home, with nothing trying to break in or steal my bacon, while sitting on a completely normal chair made of plastic and sitting in the correct upright position on the floor before I sit on it, with nothing on top of the chair, on a day that I cannot and will not die, and no one will be angry that I ate the bacon becuase it is legally mine, Peta leaves me alone before during and after eating the bacon, that I eat it with the one and only mouth on my head, can swallow it, and I can eat anything that is normally edible after I eat the Bacon

That should about cover it :D

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Granted but Powedered Taost Man doesnt fart on it, making it inedible...

I wish I had some Bacon from a Male Pig's Back, that is not made of fat, Is made from the best cuts of meat from the back, tastes great, is already pre-cooked to my tastes, that I CAN eat because I am not Vegan or Vegatarian, that cannot kill me or cause any adverse effects, that I am eating in the comfort of my completely normal home, with nothing trying to break in or steal my bacon, while sitting on a completely normal chair made of plastic and sitting in the correct upright position on the floor before I sit on it, with nothing on top of the chair, on a day that I cannot and will not die, and no one will be angry that I ate the bacon becuase it is legally mine, Peta leaves me alone before during and after eating the bacon, that I eat it with the one and only mouth on my head, can swallow it, and I can eat anything that is normally edible after I eat the Bacon

That should about cover it :D

wish granted the bacon gives you the runs! :oops:

i wish that i could grant my own wish

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Granted, but it always backfires on you

I wish that that I wished for what I really wished I wanted to really wish for.

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I wish that any wish I made could not be corrupt.

Grante-

Whoops, that wish failed, and during the process, you corrupted yourself, leading to suicide. Sorry.

I can, still make a wish to bring you back. ;)

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Granted, but that wish was already granted, so the moment the wish is granted you lose your ability and plummet to your death.

I wish I my little pony was alive!

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Granted, but it's a zombie and you have to shoot or else it will eat you :evil:

I wish for world peace :lol:

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Granted, but you're the wizard, so you get killed by them.

I wish for 1038545608 microsoft points

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