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Things to do while waiting for game #3! SPAM PROHIBITED!!!!!

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Don't know if these have been said yet, to lazy to check. 8-)

1. Get on paint or some other similar program and DOODLE THINGS!

2. Watch over all of the production videos of the bosses for CC on DevBlog.

3. Think of possible names for game #3.

4. Destroy your game systems.

5. DO NOTHING ANYWHERE SIMILAR TO NUMBER FOUR. I'M SERIOUS!!!!

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1. Get a life.

2. Prove #1 to be false by dying.

3. Prove #2 to be false by resurrection.

4. Repeat #'s 1-4.

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1. Get a tablet.

2. Get an airbrush.

3. Get a hairbrush.

4. Watch old simpsons episodes.

5. Gag from new ones.

6. Explode.

7. Join Twitter.

8. Eat a cat.

9. Punch 42 forum members.

10. Star on The Colbert Report.

11. Buy 9 gamecubes.

12. Drive an AQUACAR!

13. Punch a hobo.

14. Make a pun.

15. Cut off your hand.

16. Shoop da whoop.

17. Get famous.

18. Hide in a box for twenty years.

19. Smash a piggy-bank.

20. Buy another tablet.

21. Join facebook.

22. Make a cartoon.

23. DOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24. Be British!

25. Complain about a severe rise in aquacar prices.

26. Gamble in Africa.

27. Drink oily oil.

28. Bomb Texas.

29. Fly to the moon, and proceed to start the moon's spice trade industry.

30. Do 30 things on the moon.

31. Shoot a tiger.

32. Stab a cherry.

33. Kill Felknight.

34. Steal Gobi Tenge's aquarocket.

35. Fly to the sun.

36. Burn.

37. Reappear on earth as the reincarnation of Houdini.

38. Invent the toothbrush.

39. Spam beef.

40. Cook babies.

41. Be the new star of Survivorman and eat snake vomit.

42. Play Game #3.

43. Die of old age.

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1. Do a trip around the world.

2. Get a cute kitten.

3. Twitter ur life.

4. Get an iPhone

5. Eat some burgers

6. Wait for Game #4

7. Kill Pacman

8.Watch the annoying orange

9. Buy some baby turtles

10. Become a Ghostrider

11. Play Monkey Island

12. Shot some pic's from UFOs

13. Fap at Friday 13th

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1) Attempt to get System Shock to run without DOSBox on Windows 98 or a later Windows OS.

2) Try to get Windows' Calculator to divide by zero.

3) Create a display of things you like in a shadow box.

4) Travel a bit. Visit other cities.

5) Post more in these forums. So many Level 0 members.

I couldn't do number one.

Be careful with number two outside of Windows' Calculator. You might rip a hole in the space-time-continuum.

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I think I'll have to get a tablet. I don't have much of an excuse not to.

How about tomorrow is official tablet purchase day, for those of whom that don't have one yet?

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I think I'll have to get a tablet. I don't have much of an excuse not to.

How about tomorrow is official tablet purchase day, for those of whom that don't have one yet?

No, wednesday, cuz that's my birthday and I'm getting a tablet then.

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Okay, I can wait. Kind of. :P

All the things I can do with the tablet should tide me over until Game #3.

Happy Birthday, in case I die before/on Wednesday. But I refuse death.

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1) make a halloween costume

2) Wait till halloween

3) Doodle

4) call stranger asking about their hygene

5) Make your self feel special

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1. Revive a thread

2. Play TF2

3. Play Portal

4. Play Alien Swarm

5. Play Transformice

6. Play WoW

7. Get a life

8. Discard your life

9. Play more games

10. Laugh at pictures of cats on the internet

11. Buy M$ points for BBT

12. Wait for BBT to come out

13. Wait five more years for BBT to come out

14. Die

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6.school

7.play games on newgrounds

8.wait for game #3

9.same as 8.

10.same as 8.

11.same as 8.

12.I......dont know

13.pac-man

14.play xbox

15.

16.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

24.

25.Im out of ideas :!:

26. :idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea::idea:

27. :x awwww dang it i forgot my ideas

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Here's my waiting-for-game-3 to-do list:

1. Play the crap out of the 3DS

2. Browse the Behemoth forums

3. Make some music and upload it to Newgrounds (occasionally)

4. Look up other upcoming games to add to the frustration

5. Convince other people to get a 3DS

6. Write a buttload of essays (not my choice)

7. Send funny pictures to friends (most of which being from Memebase)

8. Make a 9 item list

9. Avoid punctuating the end of sentences in a 9 item list until the last item.

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Come up with some ideas of what to do while you wait for more info on the game! :D

Here are some of mine:

1. Tell everyone! See if they really care!

2. Go on Newgrounds, and watch some pointless StrawberryClock Flash movies

3. Kick your neighbor's annoying cat! (Not to promote animal cruelty)

4. Buy a puppy!

5. Go on wild adventures in your 2 sq. ft backyard

6. Use your I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N

7. Make theoretical snow angels

8. Play games #1 and 2

9. Go skydiving off of a space shuttle

10. If you're not that rich, go skydiving from a regular airplane

11. Applaud the Behemoth for being so awesome

12. Think about the future

13. Play all of your other 360 games at least 10 times each for 20 hours each

14. Kill Bill

15. Buy tons of arcade cabinets, and make your own arcade. You'll make hundreds!

16. GET CAVE STORY WII and achieve greatness

17. Pull a major heist

18. Think about what you could've done better

19. Find the meaning of life.

20. Look over numbers 1-19 again

These are some of my ideas, go ahead and put yours here! :D

Draw poorly done drawings on 10 of the things to do while waiting for Game 3..

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