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      Update 5: Infinite Wisdom is here!   10/05/2017

        Hey everyone, We’re back with another update that really mixes some stuff up. An entirely new challenging mode, a rebalance of the entire game to go with the rework of the new leveling progression numbers, ability to do the co-op intro online, faster PVP rounds, language translations and more! With the rebalance you’ll find that your fighters are dealing even more damage as they gain experience. All balance changes are retro-active meaning you do not have to worry about starting over or starting new characters in order to experience that – they’re all dynamically applied to what you already have! Feel free to check out what we’ve changed in the list below, and as always – please leave us feedback about anything you find noteworthy. As always, the main Story (although not included in this update) is being developed alongside all these improvements we have been releasing. Check out our blog for the full changelist: http://blog.thebehemoth.com/2017/09/28/update-5-infinite-wisdom-is-here/
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      FALL SALE! 25% OFF select merch   10/16/2017

      Time to stock up on all of our autumn appropriate threads and accessories!



      From now thru October 22, 2017 (11:59PM PST), we’ve got sweatshirts and warm plush hats on sale at 25% OFF in our online store! There are also a few other rad items like the Behemoth scarf, skate decks, and the Hatty tissue box cover on sale.

      See the full list of Fall items here: FALL SALE
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The Vending Machine Game

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You only get the mouse back.

I put in a soda.

You get this quote.

You get a burned doll'

i put in a soda

I put in a quote:

You get another quote:
You get another quote:
This is the last quote

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You get that malfunctioning Fel Knight.

I put in the leftovers from that cookie I got.

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Do you even know what a Cylon is? You get Battlestar Galactica.

I shove your head into the vending machine.

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You get the money back, in pennys. How are you going to carry all of that?

I put in Juggernog, Double Tap, Speed Cola and Quick Revive.

Those who don't know what I'm talking about, Juggernog, Double Tap, Speed Cola and Quick Revive are drinks in Nazi Zombies.

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