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SushiGummy    394

Okay, here's a stupid little idea I came up with.

You know those good ol' point and click games, where you use an item from your inventory with some item sitting out in the environment to prove just how clever you are at solving puzzles? Well, this game is based off that kinda stuff.

This is how it goes, the first user takes the "Use (blank) with (blank)" phrase, and they shove any items they want, the most random things they can think of, into the blanks. The next user tries to think of a funny thing to say when trying to use those things together, and then makes a "Use" phrase of their own.

Here are some disturbing examples:

Use match with tree.
There are easier and less destructive ways to get my kite out of the tree.

Use cup with water cooler.

That won't work, it's out of batteries!

Use scotch with hyena.

There's only one rule: putting the items together can never work. It doesn't matter how much sense it makes, the answers must always consist of a funny and creative way to say "That's not going to work" or "It didn't work."

I'll start:

Use key with book.

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Da Milk Man    143

Now to cover the missed ones!

Use lobster with librarian - The lobster has no pot to boil the librarian in. Get your own pot.

Use sushi with gummy - The sushi is gelatin-intolerant.

Use Babbity with Rabbity - None of the articles are whole, but they are 1/2 and 3/8, respectively. They cannot work together correctly.

Use baseball cap with sandwich.

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Now to cover the missed ones!

-The librarian has no pot to boil the lobster in. Get your own pot.

-The sushi is gelatin-intolerant.

Use baseball cap with sandwich.

We don't want to boost the sandwiches ego now, do we? He's already self-centered.

Use cabbage with soup.

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SushiGummy    394
Use Lube with monkey

Use Babbity with Rabbity

No, first you're supposed to say what happens when you use the two items the previous poster mentions together. Then you make your own.

Use cabbage with soup.

Whoah now, I don't hate the soup THAT much.

Use spray can with grave.

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R34P3R    1

Theirs no point engraving the grave with spray without a body to put underneath.

Use Missile with Mouse.

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R34P3R    1

The Floppy failed to download the Xbox games for you, so now you will have to buy them. :(

Use Mickey Mouse with Terrorist

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Ratchet    0
The Floppy failed to download the Xbox games for you, so now you will have to buy them. :(

Use Mickey Mouse with Terrorist

Terrorist like Micky Mouse

Use Water With Fire

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The Floppy failed to download the Xbox games for you, so now you will have to buy them. :(

Use Mickey Mouse with Terrorist

Terrorist like Micky Mouse

Use Water With Fire

The fusion summons Cthuhlu from his eternal rest.

Use Sam with Max.

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R34P3R    1

I was just about to reply to Gummy...

The Ant can't carry the food back to the base, looks like your fish will die lonely.

Use Red with Sniper Rifle

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Da Milk Man    143

The rifle prefers the color known as lavender. Take its feelings into account, you horrible monster.

Use trinket with cigar scissors.

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That won't work, these are salt water volcano rocks.

Use sandwich with gorilla.

The gorilla becomes King Kong. Now we'll have to save New York, too!

Use pencil with Corn Pops.

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