Banned for claiming I put little effort into these posts, while the main issue lays in the lack of motivation for long bans, which is given to me by other banners, so, as you requested a ban with effort put into it, I shall supply one, as I will ban you for having a BackBoneProblem, for which I think you haven't gone to the doctor in a long while. I will also ban you for using the maximal amount of pictures in your signature, while one picture is obviously a gif. Also, I will ban you, because Turkeys belong to a good Thanksgiving meal and not to a forum. I will also ban you for using a avatar originating from MGR. If that wasn't enough, I will also ban you because you didn't get a like for your last ban.
Ofcourse, I will also ban you because the power of the ScribblenautGod Maxwell has allowed me to. He also allowed me to ban you for being in Christmasland, while you are not allowed to be there anymore since the Turkey-accident of 1843. You will also be banned because you now have 585 posts. Maxwell also ordered me to ban you for being a Level 5 Chicken Lover.
You're now also banned because I even took the effort to improve a mistake I made.
Now, if that is no effort put into a ban, I'm outta here.