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Tomster1000 last won the day on February 17 2013

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About Tomster1000

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  • Birthday 10/05/1995

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    Chocolate. Games. Guitars. Basketball. Hanging around. You know, the usual stuff.

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  1. School, that's on my mind. And cookies, love those things. LoL (League of Legends), quite addicting sometimes. Playing guitar, haven't done that in a while. Well, I have a lot more things on my mind, Behemoth, but I won't share everything with you. Sorry for that.

  2. I have a friend with the iPhone 5 and I can tell you all one thing: If you want a iPhone, just buy the iPhone 4, otherwise, go check out the other brands. Nothing particulary new has came out of it as far as I could see.
  3. Banned for giving me 213 true reasons to ban you and your apathethic truth into the Castle Crashers Arena together with all the other Chicken Lovers and Memberz.
  4. Alpacka; that was his name. Beer was the drink of his choice. Copper, that was his favorite metal. Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world. Eventually, the police caught him drunk. Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape. Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until.... He got ran over by a police car. In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV. Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded. Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff. Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and... Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate. Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about... Orland, the barter. Probably the most dangerous person ever, even though he doesnt look like it. Rarely is he seen without his ferret, who was named... Samuel L. Jackson, the movie-star. He was turned into a ferret by Orland, after he... Threw a knife into Orland's eye, Orland decided to turn him into a Ferret, and... Understood that he had broken the universal law to never turn a movie star into a ferret. Viewing the mistake he had made, he knew he had to kill Alpacka to make undone this deed.
  5. He's afraid you're looking at him. Why does the narwhal bacon? (no, not when, why.)
  6. as the proud owner of the last surviving wooly mammoth, why aren't you chasing me now I've stolen it? Ask me about being the new proud owner of the last surviving wooly mammoth.
  7. Samuel L. Jackson, the movie-star. He was turned into a ferret by Orland, after he...
  8. banned for putting effort into your ban.
  9. The question is, how didn't it get up there. How didn't your cat get up there?
  10. As a CHICKEN LOVER (with funky sexy music), have you ever tried being one without the music? Ask me about being the first person to reply to that post.
  11. Banned for banning a girl after you've banned a guy. Ladies first, you know the rule...