Tomster1000

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  1. The evil Dutch moderator strikes again!
  2. School, that's on my mind. And cookies, love those things. LoL (League of Legends), quite addicting sometimes. Playing guitar, haven't done that in a while. Well, I have a lot more things on my mind, Behemoth, but I won't share everything with you. Sorry for that.

  3. I have a friend with the iPhone 5 and I can tell you all one thing: If you want a iPhone, just buy the iPhone 4, otherwise, go check out the other brands. Nothing particulary new has came out of it as far as I could see.
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    You're banned!

    Banned for giving me 213 true reasons to ban you and your apathethic truth into the Castle Crashers Arena together with all the other Chicken Lovers and Memberz.
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    Alphabet Stories: A Game That Cures Boredom

    Alpacka; that was his name. Beer was the drink of his choice. Copper, that was his favorite metal. Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world. Eventually, the police caught him drunk. Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape. Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until.... He got ran over by a police car. In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV. Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded. Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff. Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and... Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate. Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about... Orland, the barter. Probably the most dangerous person ever, even though he doesnt look like it. Rarely is he seen without his ferret, who was named... Samuel L. Jackson, the movie-star. He was turned into a ferret by Orland, after he... Threw a knife into Orland's eye, Orland decided to turn him into a Ferret, and... Understood that he had broken the universal law to never turn a movie star into a ferret. Viewing the mistake he had made, he knew he had to kill Alpacka to make undone this deed.
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    Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer.

    He's afraid you're looking at him. Why does the narwhal bacon? (no, not when, why.)
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    Ask me about being a .....

    as the proud owner of the last surviving wooly mammoth, why aren't you chasing me now I've stolen it? Ask me about being the new proud owner of the last surviving wooly mammoth.
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    Forever Story!

    eating
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    Alphabet Stories: A Game That Cures Boredom

    Samuel L. Jackson, the movie-star. He was turned into a ferret by Orland, after he...
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    Shurvey's Fan Art

    Dat art. <3
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    You're banned!

    banned for putting effort into your ban.
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    Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer.

    The question is, how didn't it get up there. How didn't your cat get up there?
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    Ask me about being a .....

    As a CHICKEN LOVER (with funky sexy music), have you ever tried being one without the music? Ask me about being the first person to reply to that post.
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    Forever Story!

    combined
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    You're banned!

    Banned for banning a girl after you've banned a guy. Ladies first, you know the rule...
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    Ask a stupid question. Get a stupid answer.

    In Hanatewakusoshiseotadashiteteryakisuzukihondacivic. Should I visit you?
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    Say one good thing about the avatar or signature above yours

    I would love to visit you one day.
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    Would You Rather?

    both, but I'm a far descendant from Chuck Norris, so he can't do anything against me Would you rather be a undestroyable deadly virus or a giant monster from outer space. You can be destroyed when you're the monster.
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    Alphabet Stories: A Game That Cures Boredom

    Alpacka; that was his name. Beer was the drink of his choice. Copper, that was his favorite metal. Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world. Eventually, the police caught him drunk. Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape. Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until.... He got ran over by a police car. In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV. Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded. Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff. Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and... Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate. Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about... Orland, the barter. Probably the most dangerous person ever, even though he doesnt look like it.
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    DLC Ideas Thread

    Can you confirm this in any way?
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    You're banned!

    Banned for having a bad timer.
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    Ask me about being a .....

    As a raccoon whom understands English, have you ever tried learning Korean, so you can sing along to Oppan Gangnam Style? Ask me about being one.
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    Forever Story!

    without
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    Plushy Love For The Behemoth Creations

    No, now I've read you've made Hatty, I want Hatty. Forget about the silly CC figurines, BBT is hot. Like, literally, when the match isn't in my favor, I'm burning most of the time. But I'm getting distracted here, if The Behemoth decides to make new figurines, I want Hatty. I'll find the gem myself, if necessary. I bought the pickaxe already, now it's waiting for Hatty. .... Did I mention I wanted Hatty?
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    You're banned!

    Banned for not keeping him in the cage, which you were responsible for. See? That's why you're not one of the memberz.