Professor Choak

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About Professor Choak

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    Chicken Lover [Level 2]

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    Melting faces in any way possible.
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    - Two dimensional - Kind of like assassin's creed, only much more crowded, futuristic, faster, less retarded. - Grappling hooks and lasers - Rocket boots/ jetpacks - Clever and dangerous bounty targets - 'Jailships' - Space Pirates - CHASE SCENES - Hilarious advertisements - Bounty rewards to buy bigger better things
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    Well they have that original pop gun/bomb thing why not lasers and rockets, etc. GET YOUR OWN SHIRTT
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    A truely awesome game with endless possibilities. -Different guns -Different characters (Possibly make your own) -Stats -Vehicles -Multiple levels that vary in environments (Gravity, friction, etc.) Newgrounds >> Dan Paladin >> Super Soldier If this isn't what they're planning, maybe it should be the fouth game. If it IS what they're planning, do I get a free t-shirt?
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    The Squid

    I thought it was either a statue or a giant shrine thing.
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    Say one good thing about the avatar or signature above yours

    Linkin park is pretty cool...
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    You're banned!

    banned for bringing up something with two ones and a nine in it around election time. What are you trying to do? Jynx us?
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    You're banned!

    banned for having an affiliation with Sushi.
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    You're banned!

    banned for awful use of photoshop.
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    He's a Periwinkle!!!

    yeah the peasant holding skinny sword was wearing periwinkle armor but if you squint a little on the volcano level, skeletons have peasant armor
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    You're banned!

    Banned for caps lock
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    alien hominid should unlock someone

    ok? also I'm curious what happens during the Wizard Castle Takeoff scene when using the alien hominid knight
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    Who is the best unlockable character [POLL]

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    I rarely use it to knock out foes or grab distant items. I can't bring myself to use it to glitch leveling up So I just use it to mow down doors. Was that one of the reasons it was made? Or just another glitch? I know the boomerang is a staple item in side scrolling adventures, so is destructible crates, skeletons, ninjas turning into logs, what have you. But maybe the boomerang should have some greater purpose BOTTOM LINE: Question 1: Is door grinding a glitch? Question 2: What else should boomerang do besides look special?
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    Suggested possibility for DLC characters

    Good point, no matter how twisted
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    What is the bottom half?

    Um, just curious How many "Cat Gods" have you seen? Thats quite a sight to see, letalone to see multiple times and where can I see them?