Alpacka; that was his name. Beer was the drink of his choice. Copper, that was his favorite metal. Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world. Eventually, the police caught him drunk. Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape. Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until.... He got ran over by a police car. In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV. Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded. Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff. Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and... Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate. Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about... Orland, the barter. Probably the most dangerous person ever, even though he doesnt look like it. Rarely is he seen without his ferret, who was named... Samuel L. Jackson, the movie-star. He was turned into a ferret by Orland, after he... Threw a knife into Orland's eye, Orland decided to turn him into a Ferret, and... Understood that he had broken the universal law to never turn a movie star into a ferret. Viewing the mistake he had made, he knew he had to kill Alpacka to make undone this deed. When he discovered he couldn't murder Alpacka because the puppy named Tiberius IV had already done so, he... X-rayed his body with his newly granted super power from Zeus.