MetaMarx

It's like he's peering through my soul!

My science class made the fire alarm go off at our school today! We were lighting food on fire.

HEY SON!

huh... I never knew this thread existed... well hai

I know a great, free game you can download online, it's called Cave Story.

Stop it! You're making me jealous...

You Wii got stolen! Who dares deprive someone of playing Nintendo games!? What thug, people these days are cruel.

I wanna hug that panda.

Just got my new Nintendo Power! Epic Yarn looks more epic! You can even decorate a house! You can even become a fire truck, and race a Waddle Dee as a monster truck of some sort!

banned for mistreating a monkey

WIZARD! Genies are for chumps

I like that show

Wow! I really like your art style! May you please make me an albino flying walrus?

house music? Is that music you listen to in your house?

The penny is so shiny I become blind, walk off a cliff, and become impaled by a fork trying to be a stalagmite. I drop a nose

Granted, but the monkey becomes so nice it get to a point where it's extremely annoying. I wish I had x-ray contacts.

Banned for typing banned too many times. (You're banned by the way)

nope

The new Pokemon look waaay too detailed, they remind me of digimon

"Sorry to pop in unannounced."

I've seen all the new Pokemon, they're all ugly with a couple exceptions.

BAM! There it is... I question the hair though...

and the boogaloo

They did. Really!?!?! I never knew that! That's really sad...

Granted, but then your computer gets a virus. I wish Metroid: Other M had better voice acting.