Da Milk Man

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  1. A very serious problem. The title has been updated to raise awareness of this crisis.
  2. I couldn't tell you, buddy. It's something we all do after a time. Ah been here fo onluh less den six a year. Either way,
  3. You have become a true baller. I am proud of you. You have ascended through the alley-oops of life and the slings and jump-shots of outrageous fortune.

    1. Dexide


      All the world 's a court, and all the men and women merely players. They have their dunks and their jumpshots; And one man in his time scores many points

    2. Da Milk Man

      Da Milk Man

      Two ballcourts, both alike in dignity,
      In fair Bostona, where we lay our scene,
      From ancient grudge break to new games,
      Where civil balling makes civil hands unclean.
      From forth the fatal kicks of these two foes
      A pair of star-cross'd ballers take their shots;
      Whose misadventur'd piteous half-courtthrows
      Doth with their win bury their teams' strife.

  4. This is as good of a segue as any. For the purpose of consolidation I'll be locking this thread - there's a thread for discussion of the Castle Crashers Remaster here: http://forums.thebehemoth.com/index.php?/topic/17744-castle-crashers-remastered-coming-to-xbox-one/ Happy discussion and speculation.
  5. I'm not so sure that an editor of the sort would keep people around for a long time. I think the reason you still see people mapping in the older games (with Hammer and Unreal Editor and the like, or with Doom itself) is because of the BSP editing, which really has absolutely no limitations on map design, rather than prefabricated blocks. It seems really neat, but I don't know if it'll be great for making things like deathmatch maps. I'm hoping there's a more elaborate editing tool for those of us who want to add things like weapons and scripts. Here's some more gameplay, which is supposed to be an actual level in the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWBdwWdF4uA Still waiting for some metal riffs.
  6. Wait, wrong game. It's messy. It's bloody. It's gory. Don't watch if you can't handle it or you don't want to see it. First, the trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NteAPGprDJk Now, the gameplay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVaWl1GtDHU Well, that was surprising. What do you think? Is it fast enough for you? Is there enough circle strafing? For starters, it seems the difficulty was toned down to demo the game. Also, there's no way that's going to be a real level, with that massive surplus of weapons. I'll kick it off. Where's the metal music?
  7. Alright, this is ridiculous. You name the thread after me and it's not even a shrine. I'm locking this. Try harder next time. By that, I mean don't make this kind of silly spam.
  8. Bo Bice Also, demonstrate your rampant, blind console loyalty by making your avatar your favorite console. In before over 80% of the people make their avatar a Nintendo 64.
  9. You're not forgotten by people who were here. Glad to see you're around at the least. I still read things here but I post waaaay less now. I feel sort of guilty about it, but it's nice to just watch for the most part.
  10. What are you even on about? You photoshopped all of the mods imaged to be Dexide.
  11. Bloob is the worst mod. Demote him immediately, TBF.
  12. Danger imminent. He also demanded five dollars in ransom for Dexide, off the record.
  13. Stop that. Stop the hashtags. It must be stopped. Vote Da Milk Man for moderator 2014 if you want to end this madness.
  14. From this point onward, only moderator votes count. All previous votes will be redacted. Moderators, please vote for the following: Category 1: Castle Crashers Pets Category 2: Crossovers Category 3: Super Smash Bros. U/3D. Thank you.
  15. I am in college so I know what that is. Ha, haha, up top higher education.
  16. Good stuff. But you misspelled "Phoenix", you goof. Here's my second Spencer Locke avatar: I'm 60% sure I copy-pasted those usernames from each person's profile when I saved them. That was about 3 years ago now, so I could be wrong. But I am positive that I haven't touched the file names since that day. Hey, good enough for me. I just like picking on you. Like a scab that just won't go away.
  17. Good stuff. But you misspelled "Phoenix", you goof. Here's my second Spencer Locke avatar:
  18. I was made a mod when I was sixteen. I'm actually the one who does the branding now. Blood sacrifices are handled by Chris. For our anemic members aspiring to become moderators, we also accept sacrifices of personal keepsakes and other valuables.
  19. It's her. She's back. It's Sarah. It's her. She's back. It's marlan I know.