"This really twisted their fanny cheeks... HARD!" "This could prove difficulty... minus the y JUST KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU!" "100,000,000p GRAPHICS WITH SUPER-TEXTURE TECHNOLOGY MODERN HUMAN EYEBALLS CAN'T EVEN DETECT!" "And I think there was a shark. OH GOD YEP THERE IT IS!" "Even the word hopeless has hope in it. Plus if you rearrange the letters it spells peeslosh. That last part was probably unnecessary, I'm sorry. "If you weren't there, you were most assuredly square" "Good try, but try gooder" "Now let's rest in the forbidden moonlight of yesterday's promises, whatever that means"