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    Chuck Norris in DLC anyone?

    Agreed. The Chuck Norris stuff is getting old. well.
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    castle crashers card game

    Maybe someone could make a flash card-game (like Newgrounds Card Game or The Necronimicon) with things from the game, like items (including powerups, relics, and some weapons), Animal Orbs, and characters. It could be done and would be pretty good if someone made them at least decent.
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    The Brute: What do you think he is?

    Yeahhh!!! He is a druid. I'm going with that. I thought Snakey was a Druid though.
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    DLC Pack (Dedication to the old)

    I like these ideas! Especially Synj. Here's a magic moveset: RT+Y: Shoots a large fireball (like AH) from his mouth. RT+B/RT+Y Air: Fires a smaller fireball from his mouth. RT+A: Spin jumps into the air, knocking down foes.
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    Get Rid Of RedKnight!!!!!!

    I know I made this face when I saw his posts.
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    New levels

    You got that right. Oh and by the way, don't be offended by my post in your "serious Insane Player" post. It brought up a memory that was hilarious back in the days. My highest level is in my sig. Yea, I kind of just read your post, I all ready replied to your message. It seemed kind of hard but it seemed as you where trying to flame me or something. Yeah, sorry 'bout that. Most people who right in all-caps and write maaaaany exclamation points thin they're serious.
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    SERIOUS Insane Players?

    No need to get serious. Im only messing around with you. Lighten up! I'd join, but my highest level is in my sig.
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    New levels

    You got that right. Oh and by the way, don't be offended by my post in your "serious Insane Player" post. It brought up a memory that was hilarious back in the days. My highest level is in my sig.
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    SERIOUS Insane Players?

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    SERIOUS Insane Players?

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    New levels

    There pretty much are jungle levels in the game all ready? I'd consider "Thieves Forest" to be, oh I don't know, a forest! Just kidding.
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    Sounds pretty cool to me, although it's a little too late for that now.
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    New levels

    I'm still confused on how this would work. Would it be a mode accesible from the map (like Insane Mode). If not, is it a circle (area) on the map like a regular level. If you said yes to the second option, how would that work? If you picked the Orange Knight for example on the character selection screen, would it prohibit you to enter the "new levels."
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    SPOILERS: Something about the Orange Princess-

    IT actually has to do with Newgrounds, the site that Tom Fulp created. In it, there's a clown called Tricky that appears in some good flash movies and just messes everything up. He just pops out of nowhere with his "twigs and berries" and twirls it around (which is why he has a stitch in his crotch area. ) The only place I remember seeing him was in the hidden video of the flash "Queers of War."
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    New levels

    Are we talking a couple of levels or a whole new game, because I highly doubt the Behemoth would put more than three levels into a DLC (although I reeeeeeeeeally hope they would!! )
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    New levels

    I guess you can say that.
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    New levels

    I would hope for: -Underwater Level -Industrial Castle 2.0 (more info later on) For the new Inustrial Castle 2.0, Frenchy is still alive and has a new castle. You go left (from the King's Arena) to go to his castle. You'll start off with 4 Grey Knights and another 3 Grey Knights holding a large pole (for forcing open doors). You'll run across a barren wasteland and fight Thieves and Fencers, stopping three times before getting to the castle. When you get there, the camera will be inside the castle, with Frenchy odering people to fix up the place. You'll see the door burst three times and Frenchy with a surprised face. It'll finally open and he'll make the weird surprised sound. The Grey Knights prepare to attack...only to be greeted with a giant sawblade cutting and killing them. It then starts off on a large Converyor Belt. After avoiding saws and hammers, you fight a couple of Industrialists and Fencers on the converyor belt. There are 3 hammers that pound down every 5 seconds in the left,middle, and right of the screen. After you lay waste to them, you'll dodge more obstacles and fight another batch of enemies. You'll finally jump off the conveyor belt, but more obstacles are yet to come. You'll have to jump over lava pits and onto some platforms to not get burned, and go across a slippery floor while spikes are coming out of the wall (which covers the other two elements that weren't in the first Industrial Castle. When you cross those, you'll see a mini cut-scene with the French Guy and two beefy Indutrialist walking to an elevator. Only this time, it's not giant; it's only for Frenchy. So you'll have to take the stairs. Cut to long cliche staircase part of the level! You'll go up the stairs, stopping three times to fight Industrialists and Fencers until you get to the top.You'll see Frenchy sitting on a golden throne with his portrait in the background. He'll be surprised and then send off his Beefy Industrialists. Lay waste to them and then he'll look surprised...not before he pulls out a fencing sword. Time for a duel! The fight will be a little like The Necromancers, except he's a bit easier and trys to be cunning rather than straightforward. Occasionaly, jump to his throne and send two more Beefy Industrialists, and then continue again. When you finally defeat him, he'll fall to the ground and start trying to crawl away . As he crawls away, you get to control yourself know what to do. When you hit him, you'll see a cutscene of him falling down the loooooong staircase. It'll pan back up, and you'll see the King run from nowhere to where you're standing to stirke a flag with his face in it into the ground.You'll see a poster fling over Frenchy's face with, you guessed it, the King's face instead. What do you think?
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    Realistic DLC idea.

    Enjoyed playing Dad 'N' Me! Maybe the kids can be replaced by random enemies. So you'll get the Dad 'n' Me Kid, and a new long level! Maybe when he goes Beefy, he looks like his dad.
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    SPOILERS: Something about the Orange Princess-

    He has a stitch in his pants. People who know about Tricky and his ahem obsession with his "frank and beans."
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    Lollipop Knight

    Maybe the girl characters would high five the princesses. Maybe it's because of the making out reason that the Behemoth won't put female characters. They wouldn't want to put "Women Kissing" on their ERSB rating.
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    My DLC Ideas

    Yeah it would be overpowered, but hey, it would be cool right? The Conehead Groom sounds liek a good idea, since Peasant unlocks Civilian ( ) and Conehaed doesn't unlock anything right now. Thanks. I just thought of when you and another beefy lock arms and have to press X repeatedly, so I thought of wrestling.
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    My DLC Ideas

    I know many of these have been posted, but I wanted to include my ideas (that aren't ridiculous like Kratos or Barney.) in this post. Tell me what you think. -Characters: -Pirate -Paladin -Vampire (generic) -Blacksmith -Magic-Teaching Mage (the one at the beginning. There needs to be some female characters!) -Necromancer (already rumoured) -King (already rumoured) -Wizard (not the boss) (already rumoured) -Dan Paladin -Brown Knight -Animal Orbs: -Rat (Prevents you from being posioned) -Dragon (already rumoured) (Adds fire damage to some of your hits. Also shoots a fireball at enemies.) -Penguin (Adds ice damage to some of your hits) -Spider (Shoots webs at enemies, who get stuck for a short while and must spin the analog stick, like the slime enemies) -Weapons: -King's Staff (+2 Magic, +1 Defense, -2 Agility) Level: 10 -Cutlass (+4 Strength, +1 Magic) Level: 15 -Lollipop (+1 Defense, -1 Strength) Level: 1 -Blacksmith Hammer (+3 Strength, +1 Defense, Critical Ability) Level: 15 -Pencil (+2 Magic, -1 Agility) Level: 5 -Gold Staff w/ Spiked Skull (already rumoured) (+4 Strength, +2 Defense, -1 Magic) Level: 20 -Claw (+1 Strength, +2 Agility) Level: 10 -Plastic Fork (+1 Strength, -1 Magic) Level: 1 -Chainsaw (already rumoured) (+4 Strength, +2 Magic, -3 Agility) Level: 20 -Pinwheel (+2 agility, -2 strength) Level: 1 -Character Magic: -Pirate: Aura: Brown -RT+Y: Sends 3 cannonballs from the heavens. (+3 cannonballs for every upgrade.) -RT+B/RT+Y Air: Shoot a cannonball. -RT+A: Cannon launches you up -Paladin: Aura: Yellow -RT+Y: A horizontal beam of light appears in front of you. Every upgrade gets another beam of light. -RT+B/RT+Y Air: Shoot a ball of light. -RT+A: A beam of light lifts you up. -Vampire: (bloodiest character) Aura: Red -RT+Y: A blood spurt appears in front of you, like the Orange Knights splash attack. An added blood spurt for every upgrade. -RT+B/RT+Y Air: Shoot a blood projectile. -RT+A: Bats surround him and help him jump high. -Blacksmith: Aura: Silverish -RT+Y: Summons three weapons (thin sword, thick sword, thief sword) in front of him. Upgrades by 3 as you upgrade magic. -RT+B/RT+Y Air: Throws a dagger. -RT+A: Jumps in a cloud of dust. -Magic-Teaching Mage: (Random Magic galore!) Aura:Purple RT+Y: Does a single splash attack of a random element (Fire,Posion,Ice,Electric). Adds one splash every upgrade. (Enemies don't get burned, frozen, or poisoned, The Electric spurt is one the Red Knight does NOT have.) RT+B/RT+Y Air: Does a random elemental projectile. RT+A: Jumps with all 4 elements boosting her up. -Necromancer: (in-game magic during boss fight) Aura: Black RT+Y: Makes three skeleton hands come up from below. Added three skeleton hands every time you upgrade. RT+B/RT+Y Air: Summons a skeleton who runs straight forward. RT+A: (Not sure what it is, so I'll make one up) Two beefy skeleton arms push him up. -King: Aura:White RT+Y: Makes three weapons (axe, thin sword, thick sword) come down from the sky. Three other weapons are added when you upgrade, RT+B/RT+Y Air: Summons a Grey Knight who charges in a straight-forward fashion with his sword in front of him. RT+A: Launches up in a cloud of dust. -Wizard (Enemy): Aura: Purplish-Blue RT+Y: Shoots a splash of dark energy. Extra spurt added when you upgrade. RT+B/RT+Y Air: Shoots out a ball of dark energy. RT+A: Jumps up with the aid of dark energy. -Dan Paladin: Aura:White RT+Y: Makes three pencils come down from the sky. Another three are added every time you upgrade. RT+B/RT+Y Air: Shoots a pencil. RT+A: Shoots up in the air in a cloud of his uber-awesome dust. -Brown Knight: Element: Earth/Rock Aura:Brown RT+Y:Makes an Earthquake crack making enemies fall. One added crack is added when you upgrade. RT+B/RT+Y Air: Shoots out a rock (not a pebble. ) RT+A: A fist made of rock punches him upwards. -Multiplayer Modes: I Has A Mount: Like the Arena where you ride a horse, except there's also an Alligator and a Camel there. You only give damage when you're on a mount, and when you're on a mount, people can attack you. Only one of each mount is in the field. Beefy Wrestling: Everyone is beefy and in a wrestling-esque ring (with ropes at the side and an audience around you to boot!). You are permenantly beefy and you must fight to stay alive. Use your Beefy Mode knowledge to pummel the competition. Thief!!: In a normal arena, there's a piggy bank in the middle with a Thief at the top looting it and throwing treasures down. Grab as much coins as you can before the 2 minute timer runs out. (Secret: If you attack the piggy bank long enough and do enough damage, it'll eventually burst, sending unlimited treasures into the air and back down to the ground faster than the Thief!) What do you think?
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    Need some icons, avatars, or sigs?

    Thanks a bunch! I'll put it as my avatar right now!
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    When people post DLC ideas, it's only ideas. Not what they expect to put all in one DLC. Of course we know it's not all going to be in one package, it'd cost a lot of money and would tak The Behemoth a while to put all of that content in.
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    My DLC Ideas

    .... o h yea.... I forgot about that too.