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About Lycaon

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    Chicken Lover [Level 3]
  • Birthday 03/01/1989

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    Writing, reading, GTA IV online, Castle Crashers, work, my lady, and Jesus.
  1. Lycaon

    You're banned!

    Banned for almost being Dobby.
  2. Lycaon

    I'm not complaining..

    Tell me about it. However, now it really is only a matter of time.
  3. Lycaon

    I'm not complaining..

    Excuse me Colonel? Did you just not care to read the post on the main page that stated the Title Update had been sent to Microsoft. Let's get with the program Sanders!
  4. Lycaon

    T.U. Maddness

    I want to play Insane with Kelly, Glitch, and Denivire/Chicken!
  5. Lycaon

    Is the king a pedophile?

    You are thinking Pedo as in Pedicure, a foot "cure" where they paint your nails and stuff. Pedophile is where you are an older gent and have am "interest" for younger children. True, but since they are being considered his daughters, then it'd be incest, which is a whole new level of wrong ("special" relations with family members). Then again, the king is depicted in my mind as some crazy, amnesia-induced mad-man, which makes it go from gross to comical. Also a Pedicure is treatment towards nails, being both toes and/or fingers, a pedophile is a person of age showing physical attractiveness towards an under-aged individual. Now that is one hell of a step of awkward, so let's not get into the definitions anymore, please? Hopefully we can use what I've said, or dictionaries for all future references. A pedicure is a treatment of the foot which may include the nails. You can also get a pedicure that deals only with the sanding of your heels and things of the sort (like bunion scraping). Manicures are the same thing for all practical purposes, only for hands. And anyways, the king kissing his "daughters" would not be incest. There would be no action that would physically enable the two parties in question to produce an inbred child. Parents kiss their children. I do understand that in the manner that the main characters kiss the princesses is...suggestive, but the fact that the king does it does not make him a pedophile. Furthermore, there is no way to say that the princesses depicted are even his daughters. They could have been princesses from other castles visiting to find a King to marry. Maybe one of his sons that wasn't shown in the game. There are several possibilities. I would suggest you cats wouldn't rule them all out so quickly and root yourself in just one aspect of what I perceive as a very interesting topic of discussion.
  6. Lycaon

    Castle Crashers Complete Knowledge

    I don't see why not. How did you get that btw?
  7. I'm not sure, Dan, ARE THEY?! MWAHAHAHA! No, seriously, are they?
  8. Lycaon

    Halloween Costumes (Forum Game)

    It's been four Halloweens (if you count the one coming up) that I haven't been chased by the police. *sigh* Where did the fun go?
  9. Lycaon

    wouldn't a t-shirt with this on be awsome

    That would be pretty nice.
  10. Lycaon

    Orange Knight fan art

    Very nice indeed sir. I didn't know what to expect but those were really good!
  11. Lycaon

    wouldn't a t-shirt with this on be awsome

    It'd still be really expensive to make because you pay a ton for color. If you use that design with the idea of the outlines of each orb with white on a black shirt with The Behemoth logo on the back under the collar then everyone wins.
  12. Lycaon

    You're banned!

    Banned for 101 posts.
  13. Lycaon

    Official NEW MEMBERS thread!

    Welcome Noob Stickman.
  14. Lycaon

    Official NEW MEMBERS thread!

    Indeed it is mate!
  15. It is a very manly beard indeed. He could fight a bear!