Dec21

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As a "Solitare" player, do you ever... cheat?

 

Ask me about jumping on prisoners' heads and stealing their souls.

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As someone jumping on prisoners' heads and stealing their souls, do you ever feel the urge to eat a cookie while doing that?

 

Ask me about liking your own post.

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Do you get accepted by the fancy businessmen cult where they plan to rule the world using politics!?

 

Ask me about me being a patient afflicted with....Baby voice....(asdf reference)

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As someone afflicted with babyvoice, are you coincidentally also homosexual? (I know my references ;))

 

Ask me about punching you in the face....

 

In the face.

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Did it hurt to have to SIT out during the graduation of your fellow Standing Up School classmates? Did they earn a STANDING ovation for their accomplishment? (Sorry, I'll stop now...)


 


Ask me about being a raccoon that can understand English.


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As a raccoon whom understands English, have you ever tried learning Korean, so you can sing along to Oppan Gangnam Style?

 

Ask me about being one.

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As a CHICKEN LOVER (with funky sexy music), have you ever tried being one without the music?

 

Ask me about being the first person to reply to that post.

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At the Mandarin buffet, will you sneak some food out for me?

 

Ask me about being the proud owner of the last surviving wooly mammoth.

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as the proud owner of the last surviving wooly mammoth, why aren't you chasing me now I've stolen it?

 

Ask me about being the new proud owner of the last surviving wooly mammoth.

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As the proud owner of the last wooly mammoth, do people often ask for rides on it? Also give it back now.

 

Ask me about bumping this thread in an attempt to return it to its former glory.

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Do you worry that your bump may fail

 

Ask me about secretly being a undercover agent panda, yeah it dat serious.

As an Secret Undercover Agent Panda, do you ever run into that Secret Undercover Agent Platypus??

 

Ask me about being the Pathetic Kluh :(  (when I get sad, I turn blue and lose all muscle mass)

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Mr. Kluh, surely you are actually the Copacetic Kluh?! Who, when cheerful, turns bright green with life and becomes exceedingly strong and energetic?

 

Ask me about being assertive. DO IT.

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