Mangle 401 Report post Posted March 1, 2013 As a beta tester, did you play an online match today? Ask me about playing Solitare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoldenGhost 2,058 Report post Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) As a "Solitare" player, do you ever... cheat? Ask me about jumping on prisoners' heads and stealing their souls. Edited March 1, 2013 by GoldenGhost Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomster1000 12 Report post Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) As someone jumping on prisoners' heads and stealing their souls, do you ever feel the urge to eat a cookie while doing that? Ask me about liking your own post. Edited March 1, 2013 by Tomster1000 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoldenGhost 2,058 Report post Posted March 3, 2013 When you "like" your own post, do people criticize you for doing so? Ask me about wearing a bow tie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndustrialKnight 889 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 Do you get accepted by the fancy businessmen cult where they plan to rule the world using politics!? Ask me about me being a patient afflicted with....Baby voice....(asdf reference) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomster1000 12 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 (edited) As someone afflicted with babyvoice, are you coincidentally also homosexual? (I know my references ) Ask me about punching you in the face.... In the face. Edited March 7, 2013 by Tomster1000 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndustrialKnight 889 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 EEEEEEagghhhhhhhhh. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooahhhhh Ask me about failing Standing Up School. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoldenGhost 2,058 Report post Posted March 8, 2013 Did it hurt to have to SIT out during the graduation of your fellow Standing Up School classmates? Did they earn a STANDING ovation for their accomplishment? (Sorry, I'll stop now...) Ask me about being a raccoon that can understand English. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomster1000 12 Report post Posted March 8, 2013 As a raccoon whom understands English, have you ever tried learning Korean, so you can sing along to Oppan Gangnam Style? Ask me about being one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndustrialKnight 889 Report post Posted March 8, 2013 (edited) have you ever became jealous of two. Ask me about being a Chicken lover Edited March 8, 2013 by IndustrialKnight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChickenOffender 29 Report post Posted March 11, 2013 as a chicken lover, do you hide your chickens from me? ask me about being a CHICKEN LOVER (play funky sexy music) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomster1000 12 Report post Posted March 11, 2013 As a CHICKEN LOVER (with funky sexy music), have you ever tried being one without the music? Ask me about being the first person to reply to that post. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndustrialKnight 889 Report post Posted March 11, 2013 Do you feel like you've made purpose in your life, Ask me about being a twinkie whisperer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChickenOffender 29 Report post Posted March 11, 2013 as a twinkie whisperer, do you make other people gain as much weight as a whale? ask me about going to the mandarin buffet tomorrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoldenGhost 2,058 Report post Posted March 12, 2013 At the Mandarin buffet, will you sneak some food out for me? Ask me about being the proud owner of the last surviving wooly mammoth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomster1000 12 Report post Posted March 12, 2013 as the proud owner of the last surviving wooly mammoth, why aren't you chasing me now I've stolen it? Ask me about being the new proud owner of the last surviving wooly mammoth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoldenGhost 2,058 Report post Posted March 27, 2013 As the proud owner of the last wooly mammoth, do people often ask for rides on it? Also give it back now. Ask me about bumping this thread in an attempt to return it to its former glory. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndustrialKnight 889 Report post Posted March 27, 2013 Do you worry that your bump may fail Ask me about secretly being a undercover agent panda, yeah it dat serious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaRealPIPEgamer 9 Report post Posted March 27, 2013 Do you worry that your bump may fail Ask me about secretly being a undercover agent panda, yeah it dat serious. As an Secret Undercover Agent Panda, do you ever run into that Secret Undercover Agent Platypus?? Ask me about being the Pathetic Kluh (when I get sad, I turn blue and lose all muscle mass) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoldenGhost 2,058 Report post Posted March 30, 2013 Mr. Kluh, surely you are actually the Copacetic Kluh?! Who, when cheerful, turns bright green with life and becomes exceedingly strong and energetic? Ask me about being assertive. DO IT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaRealPIPEgamer 9 Report post Posted March 30, 2013 Uhhh... M-m-m-mr. G-g-g-goldeng-g-g-gghost... Oh God your eyes, they're so focused... Ask me about my pet rat and no his name isn't Ben! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndustrialKnight 889 Report post Posted March 31, 2013 By having a pet rat do people assume it's name is Ben. Ask me about being a cookie with extra strawberries. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaRealPIPEgamer 9 Report post Posted March 31, 2013 As a cookie with extra strawberries do you ever get sad they your kind will NEVER be President? Ask me about Jesus Zombie Day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grardon0831 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2013 As Easter are you ever jealous of the other holidays. Ask me about being Chuck Norris. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndustrialKnight 889 Report post Posted April 13, 2013 As being Chuck Norris do you ever get bored of being Chuck Norris. Ask me about being an invisible ferret. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
