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A quaint thread to share some cooking secrets for the culinary challenged.

---MZ's Cheesey Pasta Mix---

-Boil about 2 cups of water in large pot

-add dat delicious pasta of your choosing (I prefer the classic spaghetti for this one)

-add some cheese (depending on our serving), milk and about half a stick of butter

-stir for 7 minutes (make sure everything melted into a thick suace)

Serve it up with a big glass of red juice and you have one of the easiest/cheapest meals ever

Enjoy.

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Chocolate Chip Cookies:

3 cups of flour

1 cup of chocolate chips

1/4 cup of butter

1 tsp. vanilla extract

2 cups of sugar

2 eggs

3 tsp. of love

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Chocolate Chip Cookies:

3 cups of flour

1 cup of chocolate chips

1/4 cup of butter

1 tsp. vanilla extract

2 cups of sugar

2 eggs

3 tsp. of love

Guys. Before any of you try this, let me try. It might kill you or something.

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Chocolate Chip Cookies:

3 cups of flour

1 cup of chocolate chips

1/4 cup of butter

1 tsp. vanilla extract

2 cups of sugar

2 eggs

3 tsp. of love

Guys. Before any of you try this, let me try. It might kill you or something.

Tender Love and kisses is one of the leading causes of head trauma in North America

MECHAS MEGA BREAKFAST

-take a whole pack of Honey made gram crackers

-put em in a bowl

-add milk

-pulverize them with a spoon until it reaches a consistency similar to oatmeal

-eat with 2 chewable vitamin gummies, coffee and a bannana.

No joke, this is the meal of champions. Try this tomorrow, I promise you, you will not be disappointed.

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Biscotti

Ingriedients

4 tablespoons of unsalted butter

3/4 cup of sugar

3 eggs

1 teaspoon of vanilla

2 cups flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

1 or 2 tablespoons of milk

Mix all wet ingredient plus sugar

Mix all dry

Then mix everything together

Bake in 375 degree oven for 30 minutes

Cut into slices bake slices for 15 to 20 minutes

Then you have great biscotti

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Cupcakes!

-cup of flour

-something sweet (anything, as long as it isn't sour either)

-a bit of salt

-teaspoon of vanilla

-add it all in the mix

-stir up to four minutes

And volia! Baking these treats is such a cinch!

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Cupcakes!

-cup of flour

-something sweet (anything, as long as it isn't sour either)

-a bit of salt

-teaspoon of vanilla

-add it all in the mix

-stir up to four minutes

And volia! Baking these treats is such a cinch!

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Cupcakes!

-cup of flour

-something sweet (anything, as long as it isn't sour either)

-a bit of salt

-teaspoon of vanilla

-add it all in the mix

-stir up to four minutes

And volia! Baking these treats is such a cinch!

Wow am I the only person who can cook on the forums

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SCALER'S AVERAGE BREAKFEST

-Get any of that last minute cereal that you really don't feel like eating.

-Poor as much in the bowl as possible. It's ok if it over flows.

-Throw your horrible cereal into the garbage

-Get the toaster out

-Put a bagel into the toaster

-Put the timer to 3 minutes and start it

-When finished toasting, butter it

-You now have emptied your horrible cereal and got a amazing bagel in return.

SCALER'S BAGEL SANDWICH

-Do step 4 to 8 of SCALER'S AVERAGE BREAKFEST

-Get your frying pan on the stove and turn the heat to 7

-Break 1 egg for every bagel you toasted

-Cook your eggs

-Put your cooked egg onto 1 piece of the bagel

-Put your sauce of choice on

-Put your other bagel piece on top of the other bagel and enjoy.

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Cupcakes!

-cup of flour

-something sweet (anything, as long as it isn't sour either)

-a bit of salt

-teaspoon of vanilla

-add it all in the mix

-stir up to four minutes

And volia! Baking these treats is such a cinch!

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Cupcakes!

-cup of flour

-something sweet (anything, as long as it isn't sour either)

-a bit of salt

-teaspoon of vanilla

-add it all in the mix

-stir up to four minutes

And volia! Baking these treats is such a cinch!

Wow am I the only person who can cook on the forums

I think this is to be taken as a joke...

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