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"I clamped my mouth to keep from screaming."

Welp I am a squealer...

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Thanks for reviving this.

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"I clamped my mouth to keep from screaming."

Welp I am a squealer...

<3

Thanks for reviving this.

Requesting Lock.

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The only time a vehicle should enter the center lane is at a point where the vehicle will have time to slow down or stop in order to make a safe left turn maneuver.

Test Drivers Handbook.

Hey, maybe that does describe my sex life... / :mellow:

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"I needed to be more precise. Maybe if I was more precise I wouldn't have made such a mess"

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"I clamped my mouth to keep from screaming."

Welp I am a squealer...

<3

Thanks for reviving this.

Requesting Lock.

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I laughed.

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"I was to be married in an hour and expected to leave for Paris tomorrow, when I was arrested, on the basis of this denunciation that you seem to despise as much as I do."

wow that so doesn't work. lol

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"I was to be married in an hour and expected to leave for Paris tomorrow, when I was arrested, on the basis of this denunciation that you seem to despise as much as I do."

wow that so doesn't work. lol

It depends on what happened in prison ;-)

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Something from a bible. I can't really explain further.

I wonder what's on page 69 of 50 Shades of Grey...

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I wonder what's on page 69 of 50 Shades of Grey...

"..and then he put them in my balloon."

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Time to ruin FEL's day.

 

Page 69 of the Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary states:

 

"arr . o . gant | exaggerating or disposed to exaggerate one's own worth or importance often by an overbearing manner."

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"A decision based on a coin toss, that will cue her to choose the other option."

 

so will every lady i encounter have a 50-50 chance of  becoming a lesbian?

 

Science indicates it's actually a 49-51 chance in a coin toss. Jeeze.

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"His eyes were locked on the tree trunks above as he was drawn on by the sound of the owl, hooting loudly to welcome in the evening."

 

Some sort of euphemism in there I bet.

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Seeing as how I am an equal distance away from my biology and philosophy books, I'll just give you both sentences:

Biology - "Henriëtta points out that the cancer would have a big chance at spreading."
Philosophy - "There is no such thing."

I'm a bit disappointed really.

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