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Wheel Of Unfortune

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I come back to life because my stupid k9 internet safety thing wont let me see pics unless there in spoilers!

 

I spin by the mighty power of Ra!

 

(you cant spin until someone tells me what Ra is!)

Edited by bkawesomeness

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Two things:

1. Ra is the ancient egyptian Sun god (Sometimes known as Re)

2. Internet safety? No offense, but that is plain pathetic. It also tells us around how old you are (Somewhere from 10-14), even if you won't put it on your page.

I spin by the power of Thoth!

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You get kidnapped by Thoth and leave the game

 

I got this computer for christmas a few years ago by my parents, and they put it on, and im too lazy to remove it.

 

I spin by the power of swag.

Edited by bkawesomeness

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I make a bet with Thoth, and he loses.

He bring me back and eats you. (F.Y.I. That means you're now dead, and cannot come back into the game! If you doubt me, read the rules. Maybe, just maybe, you could convince someone to ressurect you, but I doubt it. Bye-Bye!)

 

I spin by the power of not using the Justin Bieber created term,'Swag'.

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But in small print it says the person with sympathy has to eat it too! So you eat it and get food poisoning, and only a person with a doctor as their avatar can revive you.

 

I spin while you throw up.

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~SNORE!~

...I......got..............The......Doctor................

I............save....................Mysterioustuuka............

~SNORE!~

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I..........never........spuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn...

.....soooooo..........taht diddddn't.......apply to......meeeeeeeee...

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all those periods jab you, so you are in the hospital and only a person with a doctor as their avatar can put you back in the game

 

The wheel suddenly stops without slowing down, and jitters in it's place. My associates try fix the machine, but they poof out of thin air. You glance at the wheel. It has stopped on "poopy INTERNET CONNECTION". You only have a few second to glance before you lag out of the server. You cannot join back for a whole day.

 

Let's spin this baby!

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it turn out it was a real baby you go to jail until you roll two of the same numbers or just when ever you want to..........

 

i spin with a falcon punch

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Thank you TURRET_100! You have awakened me!  :shock:

NOW TIME TO WREAK MY VENGENCE!!!!!  :evil: 

First, the wheel gets reanimated as a newly animated inanimate object. Then, it curses TURRET_100 into having a mustache FOR EVAR! Finally, it mauls bkawesomeness.  ;-) 

On bkawesomeness's death bed, the nurse tells him that he can't do anything except for look at this thread until 7 new posts have been posted! (That means you can't post here until after 7 other people do!)    :-D 

Karma!  :-P 

Edited by A C Cret

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I find the angry unicorn, befriend it ETERNALLY, and then I kidnap you.

You sold for $42 to the Evil Genius bent on world domination. He said he needed something to stroke whilst he pondered his diabolical plans.  :-P

I spin a unicorn.

Edited by A C Cret

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You land on 'Bankrupt!'

Sadly for you, the wheel of FORTUNE then explodes, and the wheel of UNFORTUNE is resurrected. It also becomes invincible.

I spin the wheel of UNFORTUNE!

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