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This is a good one. I hope no one else has come up with it.

Ok, so, I will start a story with one sentence that begins with the letter "A". The next person has to say one sentence (and one sentence only) that begins with the letter "B", and so forth. If this story gets to the end of the alphabet, either you can keep going with the same story, or that one lucky user gets to start his/her own. Either way, it must go back to the letter "A". I will start...

Alpacka; that was his name.

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Alpacka; that was his name

Beer was his drink of choice

Copper, that was his favourite metal

Day and night he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world

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Alpacka; that was his name

Beer was the drink of his choice

Copper, that was his favourite metal

Day and night he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world

Eventually, the police caught him drunk.

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Alpacka; that was his name

Beer was the drink of his choice

Copper, that was his favourite metal

Day and night he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world

Eventually, the police caught him drunk.

Fortunately for him the police werent very smart so he managed to escape

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Alpacka; that was his name

Beer was the drink of his choice

Copper, that was his favourite metal

Day and night he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world

Eventually, the police caught him drunk.

Fortunately for him the police weren't very smart so he managed to escape

Given that he was still drunk at the moment of his escape, he just ran in circles for 5 minutes until...

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Alpacka; that was his name

Beer was the drink of his choice

Copper, that was his favourite metal

Day and night he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world

Eventually, the police caught him drunk.

Fortuantely for him the police weren't very smart so he managed to escape

Given that he was still drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for 5 minutes until...

He got ran over by the police car

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Alpacka; that was his name

Beer was the drink of his choice

Copper, that was his favourite metal

Day and night he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world

Eventually, the police caught him drunk.

Fortuantely for him the police weren't very smart so he managed to escape

Given that he was still drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for 5 minutes until...

He got ran over by the police car.

It was a bloodbath.

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Alpacka; that was his name.

Beer was his drink of choice.

Copper, that was his favourite metal.

Day and night he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.

Eventually, the police caught him drunk.

Fortunately for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.

Given that he was still drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....

He got run over by a police car.

In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.

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Alpacka; that was his name.

Beer was his drink of choice.

Copper, that was his favourite metal.

Day and night he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.

Eventually, the police caught him drunk.

Fortunately for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.

Given that he was still drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....

He got run over by a police car.

In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.

Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.

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Alpacka; that was his name.

Beer was the drink of his choice.

Copper, that was his favorite metal.

Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.

Eventually, the police caught him drunk.

Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.

Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....

He got ran over by a police car.

In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.

Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.

Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.

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Alpacka; that was his name.

Beer was the drink of his choice.

Copper, that was his favorite metal.

Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.

Eventually, the police caught him drunk.

Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.

Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....

He got ran over by a police car.

In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.

Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.

Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.

Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and...

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Alpacka; that was his name.

Beer was the drink of his choice.

Copper, that was his favorite metal.

Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.

Eventually, the police caught him drunk.

Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.

Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....

He got ran over by a police car.

In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.

Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.

Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.

Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and...

Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate.

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Alpacka; that was his name.
Beer was the drink of his choice.
Copper, that was his favorite metal.
Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.
Eventually, the police caught him drunk.
Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.
Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....
He got ran over by a police car.
In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.
Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.
Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.
Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and...
Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate.

Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about...

Edited by Tomster1000

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Alpacka; that was his name.
Beer was the drink of his choice.
Copper, that was his favorite metal.
Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.
Eventually, the police caught him drunk.
Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.
Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....
He got ran over by a police car.
In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.
Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.
Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.
Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and...
Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate.

Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about...

Orland, the barter.

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Alpacka; that was his name.
Beer was the drink of his choice.
Copper, that was his favorite metal.
Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.
Eventually, the police caught him drunk.
Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.
Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....
He got ran over by a police car.
In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.
Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.
Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.
Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and...
Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate.

Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about...

Orland, the barter.

Probably the most dangerous person ever, even though he doesnt look like it.

Edited by Tomster1000

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Alpacka; that was his name.
Beer was the drink of his choice.
Copper, that was his favorite metal.
Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.
Eventually, the police caught him drunk.
Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.
Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....
He got ran over by a police car.
In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.
Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.
Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.
Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and...
Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate.

Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about...

Orland, the barter.

Probably the most dangerous person ever, even though he doesnt look like it.

Rarely is he seen without his ferret, who was named...

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Understood that he had broken the universal law to never turn a movie star into a ferret.

Edited by GoldenGhost

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Alpacka; that was his name.
Beer was the drink of his choice.
Copper, that was his favorite metal.
Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.
Eventually, the police caught him drunk.
Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.
Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....
He got ran over by a police car.
In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.
Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.
Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.
Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and...
Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate.

Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about...

Orland, the barter.

Probably the most dangerous person ever, even though he doesnt look like it.

Rarely is he seen without his ferret, who was named...

Samuel L. Jackson, the movie-star. He was turned into a ferret by Orland, after he...

Threw a knife into Orland's eye, Orland decided to turn him into a Ferret, and...

Understood that he had broken the universal law to never turn a movie star into a ferret.

Viewing the mistake he had made, he knew he had to kill Alpacka to make undone this deed.
Edited by Tomster1000

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Alpacka; that was his name.
Beer was the drink of his choice.
Copper, that was his favorite metal.
Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.
Eventually, the police caught him drunk.
Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.
Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....
He got ran over by a police car.
In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.
Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.
Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.
Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and...
Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate.

Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about...

Orland, the barter.

Probably the most dangerous person ever, even though he doesnt look like it.

Rarely is he seen without his ferret, who was named...

Samuel L. Jackson, the movie-star. He was turned into a ferret by Orland, after he...

Threw a knife into Orland's eye, Orland decided to turn him into a Ferret, and...

Understood that he had broken the universal law to never turn a movie star into a ferret.

Viewing the mistake he had made, he knew he had to kill Alpacka to make undone this deed.

When he discovered he couldn't murder Alpacka because the puppy named Tiberius IV had already done so, he...

 

(Have fun with this next one.)

Edited by GoldenGhost

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Alpacka; that was his name.

Beer was the drink of his choice.
Copper, that was his favorite metal.
Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.
Eventually, the police caught him drunk.
Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.
Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....
He got ran over by a police car.
In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.
Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.
Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.
Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and...
Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate.

Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about...

Orland, the barter.

Probably the most dangerous person ever, even though he doesnt look like it.

Rarely is he seen without his ferret, who was named...

Samuel L. Jackson, the movie-star. He was turned into a ferret by Orland, after he...

Threw a knife into Orland's eye, Orland decided to turn him into a Ferret, and...

Understood that he had broken the universal law to never turn a movie star into a ferret.

Viewing the mistake he had made, he knew he had to kill Alpacka to make undone this deed.

When he discovered he couldn't murder Alpacka because the puppy named Tiberius IV had already done so, he...

X-rayed his body with his newly granted super power from Zeus.

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Alpacka; that was his name.


 

Beer was the drink of his choice.
Copper, that was his favorite metal.
Day and night, he struggled to keep his mouth shut, for he had a terrible secret waiting to reach the world.
Eventually, the police caught him drunk.
Fortuantely for him, the police were not very smart, so he managed to escape.
Given that he was drunk at the moment of escape, he just ran in circles for five minutes until....
He got ran over by a police car.
In jail, Alpacka met a magical puppy named Tiberius IV.
Just after he met the puppy, the puppy exploded.
Killed Alpacka, the soul of the puppy escaped jail and entered the body of the sheriff.
Later that night, the possessed sheriff gathered all the parts of blown Alpacka together and...
Murdered an eagle, for that was the puppy's hate.


 

Now he wanders this world, seeking out his next target. Little did he know about...


 

Orland, the barter.


 

Probably the most dangerous person ever, even though he doesnt look like it.


 

Rarely is he seen without his ferret, who was named...


 

Samuel L. Jackson, the movie-star. He was turned into a ferret by Orland, after he...


 

Threw a knife into Orland's eye, Orland decided to turn him into a Ferret, and...


 


Understood that he had broken the universal law to never turn a movie star into a ferret.


Viewing the mistake he had made, he knew he had to kill Alpacka to make undone this deed.


 

When he discovered he couldn't murder Alpacka because the puppy named Tiberius IV had already done so, he...


 

X-rayed his body with his newly granted super power from Zeus.

 

 

Yellow lightning coursed through his veins; he planned to perform CPR on the dismembered Alpacka in attempt to bring him back to life.


 

Edited by Henryo

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