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What Is Your Favorite Quote/saying?

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"don't take lifes lemons! I'll turn them into flammable lemons and burn lifes house down with them!" - Cave Johnson

Not even close to the actual quote.

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I have an image with this quote but I have no idea where it is and it's been a while since I played, so here's a GLaDOS quote instead. "oh, hi, how are you holding up? Because I AM A POTATO! *Clap clap clap* oh good, the slow clap processor made it through."
I remember you said you're a Redditor; did you catch the AMA earlier today with the lady who voiced GLaDOS?
Yeah, but I didn't check it since I didn't have time.

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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

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"When the red rivers a flowing, take the dirt road home" - Kitty Gennivicies

 

"Just the tip" - MechaZeep

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You can make anything with a good imagination and a pile of junk -Thomas Edison

Edited by EvilHat

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I  think  that  itself  is  a  wise  fool,  but  the  wise  man  knows  that  itself  is  an  idiot.
        -  William  Shakespeare

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"We're going into space to **** some guys, up" -Ross(RubberRoss)

 

"Ross, it's very important that when you say 'We're going to **** some guys up' that you don't pause before up" -Danny(NinjaSexParty)

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"It's better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

 

"The best prize in life is working hard at work worth doing." - Theodore Roosevelt

 

"You aren't playing Solo Queue to improve him, you are playing to improve yourself. Mute him and move on." - Anon.

 

 

My favorite quotes that I live by everyday.

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"Happens to the best of us" ~Mechazeep

 

"Nothing says - Honey, I'm home! - like a stick of dynamite... Honey? I'm home!" ~Sam

 

":v" ~Facepunch

 

"I have seen the future! you were not in it." ~faceless void

 

" 'nam sayn" ~Phife

 

"I have yet to stick my genitals into whatever it is you call a soul" ~Me

 

"Redheaded women buck like goats!" ~Buck Mulligan

 

"Pleasure consists not merely in drinking water to satisfy thirst, but in drinking water so that one is no longer thirsty. The pleasure is in not being thirsty anymore, in that specific desire no longer arising to disrupt one's ataraxia. Only liberated from this feeling of dependence and necessity can we view both friendship and the world in general as they each should respectively be viewed. Similarly, life with friends is most beneficial because one no longer suffers those pains or disturbances associated with leading a friendless, solitary life." ~Richard kreitner on the place of friendship in epicurean philosophy

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"It's better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

 

"The best prize in life is working hard at work worth doing." - Theodore Roosevelt

 

"You aren't playing Solo Queue to improve him, you are playing to improve yourself. Mute him and move on." - Anon.

 

 

My favorite quotes that I live by everyday.

So I'm taking it you play a lot of LoL. And by a lot I mean every single day.

Edited by T Diamond

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"It's better to be thought of a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln

 

"The best prize in life is working hard at work worth doing." - Theodore Roosevelt

 

"You aren't playing Solo Queue to improve him, you are playing to improve yourself. Mute him and move on." - Anon.

 

 

My favorite quotes that I live by everyday.

So I'm taking it you play a lot of LoL. And by a lot I mean every single day.

How can you even play lol for more than a hour? Once you've had a glance at all the champions and their abilities, you've pretty much exhausted their whole potential. The items you can get mean so little in terms of changing the way your hero is played, it's ridiculous.

 

I hope he has the decency to play dota every day instead.

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"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too."

 

"Good news. I figured what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters."

 

"We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party."

 

"Let's just say he won't be - well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing! "

 

If you don't know where these quotations are from, I am dissapointed in you.

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