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  1. 1. Do you have an account with us?

    • I've signed up!!!
    • Going to do that today!
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    • Can't wait until I have enough gems to join!
    • Have an account AND referred people to your establishment!!!!
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  2. 2. What level account do you have?

    • Poverty
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    • Mid level
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    • High Roller!!!


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The Bank of Sidekick is now open. You can invest any amount of gems that you want in the Bank of Sidekick, and your investment could possibly return a 5%, 10%, or even as high as 100% return depending on your investment*!


 

SIGN UP BELOW FOR AN APPOINTMENT WITH ONE OF OUR SPECIALISTS!


 

An account number will be determined based on your level of vestment within our company and time that you signed up. High level investors will get a 6 character account number, mid-level will get a 4 character account number, and poverty level will get a 2 character account number.


 

INVEST TODAY FOR YOUR CHANCES OF INCREASING YOUR GEMS!!!!


 

Reply back to this topic if you would like to be considered for an account or to be a funds broker.

 

 

 

 

Terms and conditions listed below.

 

*Furbottom's Financial and Investments Act requires me to explain that creating an investment does not guarantee an increase in your financial portfolio. You may experience a negative growth in your account depending on the current market trends and funds available. Startup is a minimum of 100 gems with an initial 5% surcharge per investment, meaning 95 gems will go towards your investment for any 100 gems that you invest at any given time. Any time that you see me or your personal broker online at a later date you can feel free to make a withdrawal and discover what your return has yielded. Any funds left untouched after 3 months will be automatically forfeited by the participant. Level of investment will be determined by total investment within the bank. 5-500 will qualify for poverty level account. 505-2,500 will qualify for mid-level account. 2,505-50,000 will qualify for a high level account. Level of investment does not guarantee investment percentage, it is only for status and bragging rights. The opportunity to go between account levels is possible by making withdrawals or later investments. The Bank of Sidekick (BS) is not backed by any Federal or Local protection and is not, in fact, any kind of a real bank or actual entity with protection for your rights or the rights of your prisoners or gems. Investing any gems is at pure risk to the individual and BS does not take any responsibility for any lost gems. There is a chance that you will get your gems back with little or no growth, and also likely that you will lose some or all gems that are invested. If you have read this far then you have figured out that this is a shady company at best, however, at times our brokers are generous and give back more gems than were ever invested. Pin codes will not be provided due to security risks and things that I'm making up. Your account number will be needed, however, for any withdrawal. More terms may be added with, or without, advanced notice to any account holders. Please review the terms of this contract in its entirety before choosing to make any investment. If there is an update to the terms they may or may not be expressed in these terms but vocalized between owners and brokers and will therefore stand as law from that moment forward.

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I don't understand. What's the point of this?

For people who have extra gems, it's an opportunity to invest them with bragging rights for their account level and the possibility of earning more gems.

 

For people who need more gems it's an opportunity to increase their gems while they aren't playing.

 

It's like any savings account, but for BBT gems*.

 

*All statements made within this post do not represent a guarantee of any kind.

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Okay... so if I invested, say, 1000 gems, what would happen?

According to our current terms and conditions, you would qualify for a mid level account, receiving a 4 character personalized account number.  Those gems that go towards your account will at that point be invested in the current gems market and have the potential to return additional gems through interest and dividends, depending on how the market goes.  Additional terms and conditions can be found in the contract portion.

 

You may also be interested in our brokerage program where you have the opportunity of managing an account holder's funds, diversifying their portfolio, and hopefully promoting the good name of our business. 

 

Would you like an application for either of these opportunities?

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*Furbottom's Financial and Investments Act requires me to explain that creating an investment does not guarantee an increase in your financial portfolio. You may experience a negative growth in your account depending on the current market trends and funds available. Startup is a minimum of 100 gems with an initial 5% surcharge per investment, meaning 95 gems will go towards your investment for any 100 gems that you invest at any given time. Any time that you see me or your personal broker online at a later date you can feel free to make a withdrawal and discover what your return has yielded. Any funds left untouched after 3 months will be automatically forfeited by the participant. Level of investment will be determined by total investment within the bank. 5-500 will qualify for poverty level account. 505-2,500 will qualify for mid-level account. 2,505-50,000 will qualify for a high level account. Level of investment does not guarantee investment percentage, it is only for status and bragging rights. The opportunity to go between account levels is possible by making withdrawals or later investments. The Bank of Sidekick (BS) is not backed by any Federal or Local protection and is not, in fact, any kind of a real bank or actual entity with protection for your rights or the rights of your prisoners or gems. Investing any gems is at pure risk to the individual and BS does not take any responsibility for any lost gems. There is a chance that you will get your gems back with little or no growth, and also likely that you will lose some or all gems that are invested. If you have read this far then you have figured out that this is a shady company at best, however, at times our brokers are generous and give back more gems than were ever invested. Pin codes will not be provided due to security risks and things that I'm making up. Your account number will be needed, however, for any withdrawal. More terms may be added with, or without, advanced notice to any account holders. Please review the terms of this contract in its entirety before choosing to make any investment. If there is an update to the terms they may or may not be expressed in these terms but vocalized between owners and brokers and will therefore stand as law from that moment forward.

 

The actual terms and conditions, I suggest we all read this one.

 

EDIT: I would like to point out that he calls his bank 'B.S.' so I'm not sure if he means this as a real thing or not.

EDIT #2: He calls himself shady, and it is likely you will have no gems returned to you.

I do not understand this thread.

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LIES LIES LIES

 

The actual terms and conditions, I suggest we all read this one.

 

EDIT: I would like to point out that he calls his bank 'B.S.' so I'm not sure if he means this as a real thing or not.

EDIT #2: He calls himself shady, and it is likely you will have no gems returned to you.

I do not understand this thread.

WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE SPOON!!!  That was the fine print that our attorney's made us put in there.  That's just legal mumbo Jumbo, you can't take any of that serious.**

 

The fact that our business initials are BS is just a coincidence.  So are my initials.  See!

 

I do have to say, your initiative shows promise.  Have you considered our brokerage pathway?  No fees, just some contracts you need to sign in order to promote the good name of our business.  There are bonus opportunities, plus there's a great company party that we throw at the end of the year.  Plus, the better you do with gem handling there are leader boards you can be on as well!

 

Lastly, IndustrialKnight, at this time the max you can invest is 50,000 gems due to technical issues at this time.  This may be fixed in the future, but at this time I'm sad to say our limit for deposit is 50,000.

 

**All terms stated within the fine print should be taken serious.  Denial of any of these terms by any member does not represent a guarantee of any kind.  Not knowing the terms does not allow any of the terms within to be altered in any way.

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LIES LIES LIES

 

The actual terms and conditions, I suggest we all read this one.

 

EDIT: I would like to point out that he calls his bank 'B.S.' so I'm not sure if he means this as a real thing or not.

EDIT #2: He calls himself shady, and it is likely you will have no gems returned to you.

I do not understand this thread.

WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE SPOON!!!  That was the fine print that our attorney's made us put in there.  That's just legal mumbo Jumbo, you can't take any of that serious.**

 

The fact that our business initials are BS is just a coincidence.  So are my initials.  See!

 

I do have to say, your initiative shows promise.  Have you considered our brokerage pathway?  No fees, just some contracts you need to sign in order to promote the good name of our business.  There are bonus opportunities, plus there's a great company party that we throw at the end of the year.  Plus, the better you do with gem handling there are leader boards you can be on as well!

 

Lastly, IndustrialKnight, at this time the max you can invest is 50,000 gems due to technical issues at this time.  This may be fixed in the future, but at this time I'm sad to say our limit for deposit is 50,000.

 

**All terms stated within the fine print should be taken serious.  Denial of any of these terms by any member does not represent a guarantee of any kind.  Not knowing the terms does not allow any of the terms within to be altered in any way.

**All terms stated within the fine print should be taken serious.  Denial of any of these terms by any member does not represent a guarantee of any kind.  Not knowing the terms does not allow any of the terms within to be altered in any way.

**All terms stated within the fine print should be taken serious.  Denial of any of these terms by any member does not represent a guarantee of any kind.  Not knowing the terms does not allow any of the terms within to be altered in any way.

**All terms stated within the fine print should be taken serious.  Denial of any of these terms by any member does not represent a guarantee of any kind.  Not knowing the terms does not allow any of the terms within to be altered in any way.

**All terms stated within the fine print should be taken serious.  Denial of any of these terms by any member does not represent a guarantee of any kind.  Not knowing the terms does not allow any of the terms within to be altered in any way.

 

**ALL TERMS STATED WITHIN THE FINE PRINT SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUS. DENIAL OF ANY OF THESE TERMS BY ANY MEMBER DOES NOT REPRESENT A GUARANTEE OF ANY KIND. NOT KNOWING THE TERMS DOES NOT ALLOW ANY OF THE TERMS WITHIN TO BE ALTERED IN ANY WAY.

 

May I have a broker's application?

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May I have a broker's application?

It's actually just a brief questionaire that we have you answer openly for the forum to promote the good name of our business.  All questions must be answered without help from any other person, entity, or online search.  All answers will be taken into consideration for the position you are applying for.

 

1.  Do you own Battleblock Theater?

 

2. Do you own 500 gems or more currently?

 

3. Do you have an active xbox live gold membership?

 

4.  What is your favorite color?

 

5. Have you ever "scammed" or "spammed" a fellow Battleblock Theater player?

 

6. Which dough based prisoner is better: Toast or Donut?

 

7. Do you understand and agree to the current terms of the entity "Bank of Sidekick", further referred to as "BS", contract?

 

8. Do you agree to uphold the honesty of said BS?

 

9.  Do you agree to represent said BS in all of your Battleblock Theater interactions?

 

10.  Do you agree to promote and tell other players about said BS?

 

Lastly, if you are not of age to sign contracts, 18 years old, you must appoint a gaurdian of spoken word to sign all contracts, or agree to the terms within.  As I am, you may appoint me if you do not know of a gaurdian of spoken word.

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I'd like to address why I locked this topic:

#1, Just as a reminder, don't give people your gems unless you plan on giving them away. You will not get them back.
#2, If you want bragging rights about how many gems you possess, please use the actual in-game scoreboard.
#3, If you simply want to roleplay as a banker, please go to the forum games. This is not the right place for a roleplay topic.

If you have any other questions, please pm me.

Thank you for reading this and have a nice day.
--Koen

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