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Donkey Kong Fan Fiction C:

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(spoilers, this is purposely bad)

One day in Donkey Kong Country, DK woke up and was strolling around and drinking from his Donkey Koffee. When suddenly he nearly had a heart attack at the site of his Donkey Bannana pile was replaced with Donkey Apples. His face was indescribable but looked kinda like this.

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Donkey Kong then put on his Donkey Tie and went on a Donkey 'venture to find the epic dark mage who used his powers to convert his Donkey Bananas. It took many days and his fartner in crime Diddy Kong died on the 5th day from an Donkey Ambush from Kritter assassins. DK swore his life to carry out his wishes and left a single banana on Diddy's grave.

 

But finally, after months, Donkey Kong finally met Queen L Tool, King K Rool's gender swap who was Donkey Pregnant with Donkey Kong's Donkey Baby. She took out an DPG(Donkey Propelled Grenade) and started firing wildly, but DK's ninja skills came in handy when he matrixed away from the missles. All was well until Dustrial Kong, A total original character who was not just a recolor of Donkey Kong, dropped a nuke from the space to destroy all planets and blow up the  Donkey Sun. Donkey Kong did a super jump grabbed the Donkey Nuke and Donkey Punched it and sacrificed himself for the good of Donkey Country. In his will, DK gave his slot in Smash 4 to Bandana Dee who then bacame a superstar mafia boss and sent his assassins to end all communism from the evil Donkey Grant.

 

Moral:

Bandana Dee 4 smash

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Alright, I finished reading this and I have to say it's probably one of the greater fan-fics I have ever read about Donkey Kong, (it is also the first one I ever read about Donkey Kong) I actually hope you do more because this was surprisingly good. 


 


 


EDIT: The lack of Cranky X Candy is rather disappointing.


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This is the worst pile of crap ever written, i give it a "ECH"/10

 

Bandana Dee is just not worthy of even being a mentioned in fan-fiction

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Can we change the name to The Fan Fic Forums now, we'll be known as the FFF.

More fan fics required.

Also still working on that Mario bros 3 show fan fic but I'm cutting some stuff from the first chapter before I post it. (Still need characters.)

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Can we change the name to The Fan Fic Forums now, we'll be known as the FFF.

 

we should change out forums name to the Kool Kidz Klub It's fine as it is

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I like fan fics and all, I just dont have enough patience reading it all

 

 

I give it a

 

5 bill the triangles, out of 10

 

 

threw the last part in for you SaltOnToast

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